‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙰𝚄𝙳𝙸𝚃 𓈒 (h)

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀「⠀let's make this 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬. 」

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙰𝚄𝙳𝙸𝚃 𓈒 (h) @oniginaryman]

⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀’𝒏𝒐𝒓𝒎𝒂𝒍’ as in ❴ ... ❵
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ plain’ unremarkable’
⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐲 , 𝗿𝘂𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗹 ｡
⠀⠀⠀⠀

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙰𝚄𝙳𝙸𝚃 𓈒 (h) @oniginaryman]

... Yes.
Nothing to worry about. I'm doing completely fine.

[ROSE 【au portrayal】 @R0SEOFSTEEL]

(The look on Rose's now contorted expression would confirm this is, indeed, THAT concerning)

Did you finish the entire box in one day—?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙰𝚄𝙳𝙸𝚃 𓈒 (h) @oniginaryman]

( Was it *that* concerning? Larry clears his throat, squints down at a single empty tic tac box. This was not a cry for help! This was not a cry for help!!!! )

Thirty - eight.

( Okay. Maybe it is. )

... I'm fine. I already had some this morning as well.

[ROSE 【au portrayal】 @R0SEOFSTEEL]

(Oh... Oh my. Is this guy okay-?)
Well 💧 I suppose there are worse stress relieving habits then that

Are you alright, though? How many mints was it?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙰𝚄𝙳𝙸𝚃 𓈒 (h) @oniginaryman]

( Dies again. )

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙰𝚄𝙳𝙸𝚃 𓈒 (h) @oniginaryman]

Oh. I had one more mint left.

( Pops it in his mouth. )

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙰𝚄𝙳𝙸𝚃 𓈒 (h) @oniginaryman]

( Yep. Normal as can be. Nothing out of place here. The spitting epitome of normalcy. )

[𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘽𝙐𝙄 — .ᐟ‍ @BrandNewBuizel]

( That is the most normal-looking human he's ever seen. )

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙰𝚄𝙳𝙸𝚃 𓈒 (h) @oniginaryman]

If I tried hard enough I could.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙰𝚄𝙳𝙸𝚃 𓈒 (h) @oniginaryman]

I trust you've been well?

( No more boy problems? )

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙰𝚄𝙳𝙸𝚃 𓈒 (h) @oniginaryman]

Arceus. No ... I wish.

( Ahem. Straightens tie. )

I had business to attend to. Paldea needed a representative in the diplomatic sense. The Champion wanted me to be her right hand in some angles.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙰𝚄𝙳𝙸𝚃 𓈒 (h) @oniginaryman]

@LEECH_LlFE ..

( All the looking and gazing is making him uncomfortable. Not to mention the earlier patronizing comments. Well, what can you do? Young people certainly are spirited. )

( It doesn't hurt to be courteous. )

Can't be that wrong if I met you. Thank you for warning me.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙰𝚄𝙳𝙸𝚃 𓈒 (h) @oniginaryman]

No.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙰𝚄𝙳𝙸𝚃 𓈒 (h) @oniginaryman]

I didn't realize. It might be the heatstroke. Summer's near, after all.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙰𝚄𝙳𝙸𝚃 𓈒 (h) @oniginaryman]

Ah. Did I,

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙰𝚄𝙳𝙸𝚃 𓈒 (h) @oniginaryman]

You're always hungry.

( Going through his briefcase; shift shift shift. There it is. Pulls out a safely packaged pack of crackers he keeps on hand. You know, for *his* snack breaks. But teenagers should eat more, he thinks. )

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙰𝚄𝙳𝙸𝚃 𓈒 (h) @oniginaryman]

( One shouldered shrug. ) Life is like that. One day you have mints, suddenly you're just .. Mintless.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙰𝚄𝙳𝙸𝚃 𓈒 (h) @oniginaryman]

I'm out of mints.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙰𝚄𝙳𝙸𝚃 𓈒 (h) @oniginaryman]

I've resorted to eating mints everytime something minor inconveniences me.

[土鍋 @_dnbsan]

初めて見た時

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙰𝚄𝙳𝙸𝚃 𓈒 (h) @oniginaryman]

Yes?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙰𝚄𝙳𝙸𝚃 𓈒 (h) @oniginaryman]

I would say 'another day another slay' but I threw my back out yesterday 'slaying', so I think that's enough of that for the week.