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Stay foolish, stay hungy.

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@HumansNoContext Removes orange scum.
Cool, get one for the Whitehouse.

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@sciencegirl Greed

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@TommyHilfiger after shopping at TH today, I was asked if I would avoid taking a paper bag. Of course, I’m all for this. Then I get given a receipt that was (no joke) 50cm long, printed on thick plastic coated paper and the QR code for feedback on the receipt doesn’t even work.

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@WhatsApp How many times has it been asked how to remove itself ?

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@Stellify_J @BarclaysUKHelp Same here. Hold your phone away from your face so Face ID can’t work.. then it will ask you to try again or cancel. Hit cancel and you can log in using your passcode. Pain in the backside, but at least you can use it.

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@Usaybflow I hope in time you’ll realise what a fool you’ve been.

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@pizzahut What more info do you need?

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@pizzahut your qr code scan, order & pay system is the worst I have ever seen. Do you not use it yourself and think, yeah this isn’t ok?

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@Plantronics Hey. I have a headset that uses the BT700 usb adapter. Is there any way to turn off the lights on the adapter please?

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@CARROT_app Wicked update.. but OG carrot is well overdue some love :(

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@Uber_Support @Uber_Support Any updates? You have to stop sending me this crap.

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@Uber how do I stop getting a million notifications from you for “plan your next ride” etc… I want notifications from Uber, but I don’t want to be spammed. Please advise. I’ll get a Uber when I need one, not at 1am on a Sunday when I’m sleeping and you decide to ping me.

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@Uber_Support Why? I don’t see the need for any personal information to be exchanged. Can you simply tell me how to switch it off please?

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@tomhfh There’s always some speng that “joins in” when you’re trying to have a smoke.

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@ShannonBDouglas @newscientist Grow up mate. Carl Sagan gave enough arguments dismissing it in the 80’s, yet here you are spouting BS.

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@Geopost_news Yeah, 1) you come collect your trash. 2) You can find out which drivers were at this location this week and 3) ask them why they think this is acceptable.

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As per your own green policy… “Our strategy includes recycling, responsible packaging and circular economy initiatives.
We hate waste and ensure what little we do have is disposed of responsibly, with 100% of our waste avoiding landfill”

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@glemhath @trevormfisher @implausibleblog And you know this how? Many people have tried to answer this question using logic and facts but you just seem to know so confidently.

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You thought very wrong.