The Onion At NCMUN

An entirely fictional account to follow the action at NCMUN 2016.

[The Onion At NCMUN @onion_ncmun16]

@NC_MUN #SCROTUS fail to determine if jet fuel can melt steel beams.

[The Onion At NCMUN @onion_ncmun16]

@guard_ncmun16 Yes you can aspire to be this good to #SCROTUS

[The Onion At NCMUN @onion_ncmun16]

#unhcr @NC_MUN US refuses to take their seat. Prefers to occupy Iraqs #2003alloveragain #warcrime

[The Onion At NCMUN @onion_ncmun16]

#unhcr @NC_MUN committee votes down Colombia's resolution 2-22-2. #UNHCR must be upset with the quality of their coffee from this morning.

[The Onion At NCMUN @onion_ncmun16]

Damm #SCROTUS https://t.co/P034v1AZ2B

[NYTIMES_sydmun16 @NYTIMES_SYDMUN]

#ncmun16 #OPEC is collapsing as Saudi Arabia, Qatar and UAE have all left. #thanksSCROTUS

[Al Jazeera NCMUN16 @AJ_ncmun16]

SCROTUS is actually doing work #ncmun16 #SCROTUS #proudofyou

[Al Jazeera NCMUN16 @AJ_ncmun16]

@EIC_NCMUN16 Sorry my vocab isn't as sophisticated - My education has been impaired by the patriarchy #ncmun16 #EITC

[The Onion At NCMUN @onion_ncmun16]

#UNSC @NC_MUN After critical Onion article, council starts to work together to come to solution #putyourhandsaway #stopsendingmehandpics

[The Onion At NCMUN @onion_ncmun16]

#unhrc @NC_MUN China who do you think you are David Tennant? #fashioncrimes #exterminate

[The Onion At NCMUN @onion_ncmun16]

#ICC so much more productive that @NC_MUN 's #UNSC https://t.co/1shNZziFCS

[The Guardian NCMUN16 @guard_ncmun16]

#ICC finds peacekeeper not guilty of war crimes #ncmun16

[The Onion At NCMUN @onion_ncmun16]

#Crisis @NC_MUN Director: "There are Neo Nazi's everywhere"... even in the crisis hub?

[The Onion At NCMUN @onion_ncmun16]

@AJ_ncmun16 I vote Papyrus

[The Onion At NCMUN @onion_ncmun16]

#WHO @NC_MUN The Holy see forgets they are only observer and dont have voting rights

[The Onion At NCMUN @onion_ncmun16]

@NC_MUN #SCROTUS Exclusive Scoop: a highlight of Justice Scalia's previously unseen final judgement #restinpeace

[The Onion At NCMUN @onion_ncmun16]

#ThanksSCROTUS https://t.co/GCp1IpPRpF

[NYTIMES_sydmun16 @NYTIMES_SYDMUN]

Painful memories. The New York Times has feelings too. #ncmun16 #feelings #staystrong #brokendreams https://t.co/OL2tWNfWLj

[The Onion At NCMUN @onion_ncmun16]

Anonymous Delegate: "At AMUNC 2015 I was the Oprah of Ciggies. You get one... You get one... Everyone gets one." @NC_MUN

[The Onion At NCMUN @onion_ncmun16]

Onion article reminds @NYT_AMUNC of the girl he developed feelings for at AMUNC 2015. NYT proceeds to bathroom for sneaky cry #feelings

[The Onion At NCMUN @onion_ncmun16]

@NYTIMES_NCMUN16 unintended consequence of one child policy and patriachal culture?

[The Onion At NCMUN @onion_ncmun16]

#unhcr @NC_MUN exclusive scoop: rare photo of Russian Delegate enjoying himself... in Canberra

[The Onion At NCMUN @onion_ncmun16]

@NC_MUN Muslim identifying delegate on revalation that pepperoni is not halal: "who cares" #chinaondisec