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shawty

[T @onionedxgypsy]

Chat is soooooOOOOOoo silly

[T @onionedxgypsy]

Honestly how the hell was I ever getting by in life without Chat. That’s my homegirl

[Rod Nez | Horror @rodnezmovies]

16 years ago, the cast of 'Gossip Girl' exposed each other at Thanksgiving dinner while 'Whatcha Say' by Jason Derulo played.

[T @onionedxgypsy]

I am a slut for chicken sausage

[m @skitzocat]

i hate when there's something i should do

[cameron @nyycameron]

They’re calling it the most Evil World Series in MLB history

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

hey sorry you’re depressed. have you considered it’s because you’re a bad person?

[pj @pjayevans]

Mind if I light a candle? Just a heads up it’ll make the air smell a bit different

[marble 🎱🐝 @marbledacat]

her face when her enemy, the evil and loud air conditioner, turns on

[president of kindness @realityysimp]

nothing could’ve prepared me for who enters the frame

[Chocolate💋 @favoritel8dy]

I love admitting when I’m wrong bc it gives me a break from always being right like finally

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

‘So, I just wanna say H2O is essentially water… I’ve been seeing that term, H2O, and I just wanna say, that essentially means water.’

[T @onionedxgypsy]

🤦🏻‍♀️

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "Asceda -- well, let's see how we say that. Ascenem -- enophin. Acetaminophen. Is that okay?"

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

It’s amazing how they can lecture us about civility and respecting people while their cult leader happily says stuff like this.

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

everything gets revealed to u on a walk

[JustTheFacts! ⚓️ 🇺🇸🦅 @JustTheFacts_68]

This… 👇👇👇👇👇

[JustTheFacts! ⚓️ 🇺🇸🦅 @JustTheFacts_68]

Never forget what Donald said after the shootings/murders of Democrats in Minnesota by one of his supporters.

"I think The Governor of Minnesota is so whacked out. I'm not calling him, why would I call him?... The guy doesn't have a clue, he’s a mess. I could be nice and call him, but why waste time?"

[T @onionedxgypsy]

Nothing says “I need a 3 day weekend” more than accidentally pouring liquid IV into your coffee

[T @onionedxgypsy]

No. No no no

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude