Apocalips Publishing

On hiatus, but still Tweeting | Collaborative online literary journal publishing house hybrid. Write a horse of a different colour.

[todd dillard @toddedillard]

why isn't there a bisexual lifestyle magazine called Bi-monthly where some months you get one issue, some two issues, and some months you don't get an issue you get a cool jacket instead

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“In vain have I struggled. It will not do. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.”

[Tom Snarsky @TomSnarsky]

Anne Boyer, ending this whole medium

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

no poet ever went harder than bilbo baggins saying he felt like butter scraped over too much bread

[PRISM international (Submissions Open!) @PrismLitMag]

Reading your first draft in Calibri vs. reading your first draft in Garamond

[Gabino Iglesias @Gabino_Iglesias]

You have to share your house with the main character of your WIP until you finish it. What's the worst thing about it?

[Apocalips Publishing @onlineapocalips]

@KelliAgodon

[Elisa Gabbert @egabbert]

Might fuck around and try to be a poet again

[todd dillard @toddedillard]

god my local used bookstore's weekly emails never disappoint

BUMFUZZLE

I am blessed

[Apocalips Publishing @onlineapocalips]

@NutshellVersion

[CG Drews @PaperFury]

Books can solve all your problems, look here:
Sad = get a new book
Happy = celebrate with a book!
Humanity is annoying? = people are better in books
Need to research necromancy? = bOOKS
Fleeing a crime scene? = hide behind book as a disguise! not that you need this tip I'm sure!!

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

tired of older people saying "millennials don't know how to read or write" when (a) some millennials are pushing forty, (b) we visit libraries in greater numbers than any other age group and like half of us have written novels. relax, Peggy.

[fujoshiana @luexhughes]

therapist: and what do we do when triggered in our trauma?

me: write a poem about birds as an extended metaphor

editor of a journal: no

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Is *your* child texting about Agatha Christie?

LOL = Little Old Lady

SMH = Somebody’s Murdered the Housekeeper!

DDT = Don’t Drink the Tea

POC = Poirot’s On the Case!

TMI = Trapped on Murder Island!

AFPOE = Attacked by Fellow Passengers on Orient Express!

[Tom Snarsky @TomSnarsky]

“Heart, you bully, you punk, I’m wrecked” — Marie Ponsot 🔥💜🔥

[Caleb Echterling @CalebEchterling]

Charged with eliminating duplicative cliches, linguists set out to decide once and for all what flies like more: honey or shit.

They set up a folding table with a jar of honey and a big cow pie.

A pedestrian strolls by. “Dude, this is the worst lemonade stand ever.” #vss365

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Let’s cancel the idea that Serious, Realistic stories are the only kind of stories worth making. The soul is nourished by the magic of a Miyazaki film or a wonderful kid’s book. I want to gawk in wonder as I read or watch a thing; I want to ache with joy.

[CG Drews @PaperFury]

rules for borrowing my books
- keep in perfect condition
- also you better love it
- like wholly love it im warning you
- treat it like gold
- ok but the empty spot on my shelf makes me anxious
- have you finished yet??
- you know what just...give it...give it back