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[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

“as fuck” is my favorite unit of measurement

[m𑣲cèo @maceomarzotto]

when tf did they stop painting speed bumps yellow i was just in the fcking air

[acce @accekid]

Mom: When you get married and have your own house, you can do whatever you want. Not here

​Wife: You're not going to do whatever you want here. This isn't your mom's house

[dolapo @gammalin20]

resumption list?

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I give love because it’s in me, not because I need something from you.

[✭ @44sedici]

when i get married i'm hiring the la liga cameramen to do the wedding video

[N3M1 @only1_N3M1]

@tanapidun That still doesn't change the fact that it's a weird looking tap g

[N3M1 @only1_N3M1]

@tanapidun Man's TAPosexual innit 🤧

[Riq @bossmanriq]

This girl ask for a dick pic everyday like damn baby this the same dick from yesterday

[angeltbh @notyourhom60332]

I get so nervous when someone has my phone because i genuinely don’t know what’s on my phone

[Employee Tears @EmployeeTears]

Lie on your resume MF
They lied in the job description too

[chief sọm @chisomholic]

* sees a burn survivor
* quickly bodyshames her
* inserts "men" to divert attention
* pretend that men are evil perverts over an idea she made up completely

Once you clock that women can be inherently evil you'd stop seeing them as innocent harmless little angels

[ana @m4tronasty]

hey (with the intention of abusing substances together as a romantic activity)

[Òrìtsẹ́jòlómísàn @AkonuJolomi]

you won’t find men who eat corn flakes beating their wives
fufu has a way of triggering anger

[ALUNCEDO @Mbakaza4L]

if we base it on achievements, charts and sales it's Eminem but if we talking about lyricism, impact, influence and skills it’s still Eminem

[ajay @1meajay]

“i match energies”
but i never beg you money before, you nor gree match that one.

[𝑚𝑎𝑖❀ @veryfinemelanin]

Just broke up with my nothinguationship,now I'm single single

[SlimeKrewDaily @SlimeKrewTM]

barber just told me its on the house mid cut

[YNW @ynwhayjay]

I can do without SEX.. But that Damn weed a whole different story

[Michelle_BYoung @michelle_byoung]

Meth