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Lil L libertarian *Xennial*#BillsMafia*goof*jock*shorn*#2A Not so quietly judging your internet purchases, you bad consumer you.

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@syl_capulet1 CONFIRMED

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@ODonnell4NH I hate everyone. Leave me alone.

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@Pete_Denno @Crazy4OReilly90 HAPBIRDAY TATER TOT

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@Breaking911 Dog gets five minutes in interrogation with him. Thems the rules.

[Brian Entin @BrianEntin]

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I have been working on a series on smash and grabs/retail theft for the past couple of days. I went to Home Depot today to buy a new microwave and watched a guy run out with an electric saw and tools. I know it’s not smart — but I chased the guy with my cell phone camera.

[Jack Hunter @jackhunter74]

"Despite the bipartisan hatred of Assange, the only people who should be facing criminal charges in this entire scenario are the people throughout our government who are responsible for the war crimes revealed by WikiLeaks, Assange & Manning." @HannahDCox https://t.co/f2oOR26rMz

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@TXmoonspeak @BrianEntin 🤦

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@Breaking911

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@henriziolkowski @Jengirl99 @CinnamonWilson5 @halloweenblud @BrianEntin Zero to do with the current conversation. Good talk.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Elf. He was found as a stray right before Thanksgiving. Somewhere along his solo journey he broke his leg. He needs surgery to fix it and you can help him get it through the @15outof10 Foundation below ❤️‍🩹

https://t.co/u2wiLB2eqf

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@Jengirl99 @CinnamonWilson5 @halloweenblud @BrianEntin school policy doesn't land you in non-school jail.

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@Robertthe3rdba1 @redsteeze @KeithOlbermann @stoolpresidente @barstoolsports Like, morally or

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@FedEx Pay your employees.

[Scott Lincicome @scottlincicome]

TV show idea: a certain Massachusetts Senator poses as various blue collar workers - plumber, exterminator, HVAC tech, etc. - and tells every unwitting, desperate customer that his/her problem is Greedy CEOs.

UNDERCOVER SENATOR, coming this fall on FOX.

[𝔎𝔱 ❤️‍🔥 @caddyshackmeow]

@BrianEntin what absolutely blows my mind is that one of the charges he was out on bail for is bail jumping. 🙄

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@Lanzecel @Breaking911 https://t.co/9nIKGMkGr1

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@KweenJosie @JackPosobiec That guys first stop is the BK.

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@FeedNajee @BeatyTroll @Breaking911 Yeah take it

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@SethPlaut @Breaking911 https://t.co/mEqJ1Up6rq

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@SethPlaut @Breaking911 Where’s my Auto-reply Seth guy?

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@renxjcjcn @SethPlaut @Breaking911 THERE HE IS