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[amber @dingusofficial]

I wish there were more things that made us all say fuck work and go outside at the same time

[R i l e y @r_ileyg]

This was quite literally one of the weirdest, but most freeing time of my life. I wish I could experience it again 🤣

[TG ☕️ @TG22110]

If you’ve already seen a piglet balancing itself on a rolling ball today, just keep scrolling. 🐷

[md @only_molly]

The other day a man asked if he could sit down for 3 minutes in the sold out seating section at the show because his tummy hurt….. and I cannot stop thinking about him.

[jodie @jodieegrace]

incredible

[md @only_molly]

@lilbabyginger I bought one 2 weeks ago & I’ve vacuumed almost every day because it was so exciting. I don’t even have a couch yet but I do have a $300 vacuum.

[md @only_molly]

Went to a movie by myself today. It was half priced Tuesday, I brought my own snacks, only 5 other people were there. It was great 10/10 would recommend.

[md @only_molly]

I’ve got (2) extra VIP @RiotFest tix someone please buy them from me and also go with me.

[md @only_molly]

Courtney and I thinking we made it through a fairly uneventful evening….. but on the way home me tripping over a broken glass cup on the sidewalk, bleeding everywhere, and a random man finding me a bandaid and applying it himself to my bloody feet.

[md @only_molly]

We tried something different for 5 minutes but,

[md @only_molly]

It’s the last week of my 20s. What should I do before next Monday?

[md @only_molly]

I bought a home that has a fridge with the water and ice dispenser in the door and I have drank more water today than I have in a week. This is my peak.

[md @only_molly]

TSA etiquette is one of my biggest pet peeves. Gather all your things, stack the bins, then regroup off to the side away from everyone else if needed. No reason you need to put your belt back on right away and make everyone wait for you to move.

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

When I pack too much for a short trip.

[md @only_molly]

Solo and genderless

[md @only_molly]

Do I love the bar I’m at? No. But they have solo bathrooms so 7/10.

[md @only_molly]

What happened to NFTs? All my social medias were covered in them and now it’s like they don’t even exist anymore.

[md @only_molly]

@notcourtcecilia My first car had a hundred tech issues and sometimes my turn signals would just stop working so I also had to bike signal my way into traffic 🫠🫠

[md @only_molly]

Covid or not, sneezing directly into your hands is gross.

[md @only_molly]

I have finally completed the simple 5 minute task that has been sitting in my inbox since last Tuesday. I’m very proud of myself.