Don Farto

i now have two loves in my life: big city livin' and a voodoo woman named phyllis

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

EUROTRIP (2004) sitting at 46% on Rotten Tomatoes is funny when so many comedies from that era have been forgotten. Twenty years later people still know Scotty Doesn’t Know, still quote Cooper, and still laugh at how aggressively stupid the whole movie is.

[Don Farto @onlyaclevergame]

@Patrick_Cullum You earned that dog brother

[Bilious Black @BlakkBile]

The Quiet Intimacy of Gumbo with No Top

[Rattlesnake @RattlesnakeTex]

North Carolina fast food nationalism

[kitten @endgametlsc]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

[Don Farto @onlyaclevergame]

My life except it’s the Braves

[Michael’s #2 Italian Restaurant 🤌 @myitalianhell]

Explained to my wife that the Mets came back from a 4 run deficit to win it and she’s giving me the same smile she gives our son when he discovers a cool rock

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

white people be like my axolotl just got shadowbanned on pinterest

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Just ate some bacon from Dollar Tree and now my neck won’t turn

[Don Farto @onlyaclevergame]

@TheWapplehouse You know ball

[jake @wormpuller]

The people are waking up. They’re starting to believe it’s not butter

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Fucked up in the crib sipping Mr. Pig

[maybe: k*rk @a_dose_of_wx]

It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me that there’s a tornado in progress in Oklahoma”

[Russ T. Shackleford ➡️ pocket sand @Punished_Sausig]

I have found a relic from the ancient times

[Fart Corvelay @Mark_Cam_3]

pronouncing Bojangles like Los Angeles

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

rest in peace 2025-26 hornets you were a strange basketball team

[Don Farto @onlyaclevergame]

@Patrick_Cullum So bummed I missed it but so stoked you went, they are crushing live

[Clique Productions @ImClique_]

Coby white go ahead n get on the scorers table like pat bev youve earned it champ

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

penis stuck in neck of modelo bottle

[Don Farto @onlyaclevergame]

@sathaxe Real ball knower! Best pants on earth 🫡