Retired Lover Girl 🤘🏽

"The #1 menace to all men in a 60mile radius"- Kiki

[🛸 @tufthug]

“How do you know about that?”

You told me

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Isolation and sleep.

[Retired Lover Girl 🤘🏽 @onlyfactsnottea]

@BigJQker1911 You know what… mind your business 🤣

[Retired Lover Girl 🤘🏽 @onlyfactsnottea]

I love me some Amaya Papaya but baybeeeeee these are my winners fr fr 😭❤️

[รƭ૨ @str_dash_cc]

FREAKO NICO!! We all scream 🤭🤭 they don’t play about each other fr🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ #nicolandria

[Retired Lover Girl 🤘🏽 @onlyfactsnottea]

Austin better shake that tailbone #LoveIsandUSA

[Retired Lover Girl 🤘🏽 @onlyfactsnottea]

I fear I’m no better than a man… OLANDRIAAAAA 🍑🍑🍑

[TizzyWoman 🗽 ☮️ ~ Keep moving forward @tizzywoman]

This X 12000 billion.

I grabbed this from sahni_the_smith’s IG page. Not sure who this lady is, but, I love her chutzpah!

#TellIt!
#DemsUnited

[Rihanna @rihanna]

happy ANTIversary 🎈

[SHANG 🥡 @TBSHANG]

body count back at 0 i never fucked wayne i never fucked drake !!!!

[Retired Lover Girl 🤘🏽 @onlyfactsnottea]

@KikiCollene I would peel my edges off in a heartbeat… wigless and ready to rock 😂

[Retired Lover Girl 🤘🏽 @onlyfactsnottea]

Who the hell is keeping Wienerschnitzel, A&W, and Long John silvers open? Let them GO 🚫

[Retired Lover Girl 🤘🏽 @onlyfactsnottea]

You better go ahead friend 💃🏾

[Khaleesi ✨ @TheDejaKing]

the real star of the Megan Thee Stallion concert last night was him 😭

[B’DAY 20th Anniversary Updates 𓆌 @B7Album]

Children everywhere waking up on Christmas morning this year:

[broiled @broiledcrawfish]

I love hockey I think it’s a really interesting sport

[Retired Lover Girl 🤘🏽 @onlyfactsnottea]

@SupernovaMomma The foul things I’d let Meg do to me…. MA’AM DONT GRAB ME LIKE THAT UNLESS YOU TRYNA ✂️

[Retired Lover Girl 🤘🏽 @onlyfactsnottea]

@rahsh33m Respectfully… don’t bring that shit to my house any day of the week… 🥲

[Retired Lover Girl 🤘🏽 @onlyfactsnottea]

Hear me… I know we still have thanksgiving coming… but is it too soon for my tree to go up 🥸 Because it’s going up… Merry Chrysler 🎄

[Retired Lover Girl 🤘🏽 @onlyfactsnottea]

@classy_cutie03 @Papijnr0 I’m CRYIINNNNNGGG 😂😭😂

[faith @faiththegemini]

Ending another year with no kids…