Mike Oxmall

Girth From Birth

[Mike Oxmall @onlyoneGeo]

“I don’t want to live somewhere nice”

[Zito @_Zeets]

There’s never been anything attractive about the suburbs for me because I don’t have an obsession with mowing the lawn and I’m not afraid of people and diversity. If I want to escape, I’ll go rent a place in the French countryside for a month or two.

[Mike Oxmall @onlyoneGeo]

@6nard He’s right but he’s also a homosexual so his opinion is invalid

[Mike Oxmall @onlyoneGeo]

YMMV I’ve noticed these jobs are getting a little selective about where the degree is from rather than what the major is. Forced me to stop being lazy and go back to a normal school

[Symoné B. Beez @SymoneBeez]

Good, glad WGU is listening to feedback. People would still be crazy to go to WGU for an AI degree lol.

I'm sure they will drop a Cyber MBA in the future as well.

[Symoné B. Beez @SymoneBeez]

People can't even finish reading a textbook in a month and you want me to believe an entire Bachelor's degree finished in 1 month has value? 😂

[Mike Oxmall @onlyoneGeo]

@sentdefender Guarantee it’s midrats. It’s the navy not a Michelin star restaurant.

[Mike Oxmall @onlyoneGeo]

@sentdefender Fucking midrats. What’s the issue

[Mike Oxmall @onlyoneGeo]

Wait until they find out about La Mer

[Symoné B. Beez @SymoneBeez]

This why I'm saying to stop posting they saying people with jobs can't afford Tatcha

[Mike Oxmall @onlyoneGeo]

Wrong

[You @Mr1738]

It’s really who Bron was talking to that’s the most disturbing part.

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

birdman woulda had big 30 tied up on a table with a apple in his mouth

[Mike Oxmall @onlyoneGeo]

Suicide about to be through the roof

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: Secretary of War Pete Hegseth just issued a new memo allowing military personnel to request permits to carry a personal firearm for protection on military bases.

Crazy that this wasn't already an option for our service members.

[Mike Oxmall @onlyoneGeo]

@shredwithQpid What’s it like riding a zebra to work?

[Mike Oxmall @onlyoneGeo]

@6nard Bro egg whites are a cheat code. Low call high protein with some avocado. Although I’m not sure if they have avocado over there. All the lions and monkeys probably steal them

[Mike Oxmall @onlyoneGeo]

Shit advice lol @6nard

[weightlossmessiah @shredwithQpid]

Eating less eggs and more chicken, beef and fish as my main sources of protein.

[Mike Oxmall @onlyoneGeo]

@shredwithQpid @6nard Oh. You’re African. Disregard. You guys just discovered food. Give it a few more years when you learn about macros in relation to calories

[Mike Oxmall @onlyoneGeo]

If you want your belly button to show and sleeves in your armpits yeah buy a medium

[Tanning Salon Don @TheSalonDon]

If you’re 6’3 190 pounds you are a now a size medium shirt in America

Basic psychology

Consumers subconsciously avoid anything that makes them feel bad

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Hitting the gym should be like college you spend four years there get in shape and that’s it. There’s no sense in going every single day forever.

[KC ♛ @nigerianprynce]

Niggas and this protein propaganda is getting outa hand. That lil ass 10-15 mg protein ain't doing nan. Y'all niggas go to ya butcher and buy a fucking ribeye and throw out them booty ass protein bagels away

[Mike Oxmall @onlyoneGeo]

2000 a month lmao

[Justin Trimble @justintrimble]

Wait until you own the house in full and have to pay $2,000/month in property tax just to stay there. That's a real mindfuck.

[Slick @NickStillHere]

10 pullups is significantly harder to do than benching 225 lmaooo

[Mike Oxmall @onlyoneGeo]

His intentional vagueness around it seems intentional. That’s what stood out to me. If he was talking to members of their government that would be odd, at best

[Symoné B. Beez @SymoneBeez]

I don't watch this guy at all but seeing this news about Tucker is crazy.