Judy

Lawyer. Cookie monster. Librating.

[Zilara @ItzJust_Ren]

If you're a mean girl why would you sign up for jobs that require empathy??? Leave nursing, medicine and hr alone. Go into evil fields like Legal and Compliance or Pathology or Risk Management and I dare say, Accounting

[Colin📚 @TheBookshopMan]

I hate that feeling when you want to read all night but have to get up for work in the morning. It is the best of times. It is the worst of times.

[Judy @onlyoneJuds]

@DuncanAdley All you really need to know is that it's a wholly owned subsidiary of Roadrunner Inc.

[Judy @onlyoneJuds]

Doth the sun not shine upon us too?

[bad pastor @damioncjm]

Dear black people, stop putting sunscreen pan unuh skin

[Judy @onlyoneJuds]

That JPS email "War and your electricity bill" is unfortunately titled.

[Katrina Gulliver @katrinagulliver]

They’re waiting their turn

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

When you're reading and you need a moment to replay a scenario in your mind.

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

Imagine if WWIII starts with the IDF assassinating Franz Ferdinand.

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

Fallen (1998) deserves way more love. Denzel Washington took on horror, surrounded himself with a stellar cast and sold a killer premise: a fallen angel that body-hops with a touch. It flopped on release, but we really need to reappraise this gem... Time truly is on its side

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

Highly recommend letting people know you’re capable of madness from time to time. Especially as a quiet, soft spoken person. Disrespect sometimes needs to be met with disrespect.. let people know you can go from 0- Thanos real quick…

[Judy @onlyoneJuds]

A suit

[Buffy the misogynist slayer (cervix haver) @Opiumbrella]

What is a group of tuxedo cats called?

[Judy @onlyoneJuds]

It's all fun and games until she accidentally gets locked in that closet!

[!Nspirenaire〽️ @Inspirenaire]

This woman lives in an old bank that she's been converting into her home!!!

[Judy @onlyoneJuds]

@maiamindel Craft; used car

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

Imagine thinking I'm quiet because you don't have access to the premium personality package.

[Rajjath @Rajjath24]

the real problem with reality i think is lack of background music.

[Judy @onlyoneJuds]

We're playing chess, not checkers

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

People who back into parking spots cannot be truly present. You envisualized your departure the moment you arrived

[love drops @lovedropx]

Puttering around the house is an underrated form of self-care. Make some tea or coffee. Put on a podcast. Sort the mail. Tidy some pillows and fold some blankets. Start the laundry. Thaw some soup. Just casually wander around aimlessly doing little things to make your space and life a little nicer. Who cares if you get distracted or only do a little? You aren't being productive. You're puttering.

[Judy @onlyoneJuds]

Well done!
This is my morning job too!

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

I spent my morning lifting my cat up so he can sniff things he can't reach

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.