allie 🪩

she/her —— just here for miss swift

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Tomorrow is the anniversary of the fall of Roe v Wade. And I just wanna say…. a ROYAL FUCK YOU to all who said we were exaggerating....

[tiktok hater @vancssasbeckett]

'reboot' 'remake' 'spin-off' 'sequel'
CAN YOU GUYS COME UP WITH SOMETHING ELSE

[sean @_sn_n]

so close its actually homophobic conservatives

[Tride @TriDeapthBear]

I like the "agriculture uses way more water than ai" argument because it implies that asking grok to put someone in a bikini is just as important as literally eating food

[jules ⋆.𐙚 ̊ semi ia bc of smau! @lovecleradinn]

life when you read a new fanfic every night and it’s just the two same characters falling in love over and over again

[milena☆ @milenadraws]

this is what chat gtp users look like to me

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Oh like the Nazis did

[ilya bizanov @R0ZAN0VS]

he can’t keep getting away with this

[Nia @niaspeaksall]

You’re never gonna convince me that this was a sympathy win, this was a true recognition from his peers

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Remember when people said we were crazy when we called him a Nazi haha

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Being a U.S. citizen is literally a right under the Constitution. The 14th Amendment literally starts with “All persons born or naturalized in the United States… are citizens.” All MAGAs are stupid.

[Kerrcarr 🌘🟡🌘🌘 (🔴)🌘 🟡🌘🌘🌘 @Kerrcarr01]

That Wendy’s account has been a curse on corperate and political accounts.

You’re a political party account discussing politicians raping children, you shouldn’t have a trendy silly caption there at all.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Half the people on this app melted down when they found out someone can buy a cookie with food stamps

[Spectra @spectraimsim]

you'd never know from this framing that when he took office the deficit was $12.5 billion

[🐾 @Iittlepett]

you guys r scared of being corny meanwhile i was born on the cob

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

Can you imagine the Republican reaction if a woman president said she went to war because she had a “feeling”

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

SO ARREST HIM YOU USELESS FUCKS

[mimi @mariasrainer]

julie andrews was 28 and 29 respectively when mary poppins and the sound of music were released, she won an oscar for the first one (her cinematic debut) and the second became the highest grossing film of all time for a while, but sure

[evil berry 🍓🔞 @starrydoyo]

wow sometimes ppl respond to interview questions in ways that make me resent everyone that's ever answered differently