FGP Lesson
I used to be the type wey go spend my last money just to impress babe.
I go borrow, I go adjust my budget, I go even hide my own needs just to look like big boy for her front.
One day I just sit down and think:
“Who I dey do all this one for?”
That day something change.
I stop using my pocket to buy attention.
Now if I no get, I no get.
I no dey force lifestyle wey no be my level just to hold somebody.
Soft me used to buy love.
Demon me no dey pay for what suppose free.
Tag a soft guy that still dey chase… make him learn.
#FGP
Story Time
I dey one small hangout last weekend.
Music dey loud, people dey outside, drinks dey flow.
One babe just dey eye me from afar.
Later she walk come meet me.
“I’ve been watching you since. You look calm. You no dey do too much.”
I just smile small, nod my head.
We yarn small, laugh small, the vibe dey okay.
Later she talk:
“I dey feel you o. Make we leave this place go somewhere quiet.”
I look her, drink my drink, then talk:
“I dey enjoy the night here.
If you wan stay, stay.
If you wan comot, no force me follow you.”
She look me like say she no expect that answer.
Most guys for don jump already.
She still try small.
“You no dey game?”
I reply am:
“I dey game.
But I no dey run.
If the vibe correct, e go happen natural.
I no dey force anything.”
She later comot with her friends.
I just continue my night.
That’s how e be.
I no dey chase opportunity.
Opportunity suppose find me ready.
Tag a soft guy that still dey chase… make him learn.
FGP Lesson
Before, if a girl leave my message on delivered for hours,
I go dey check my phone every two minutes.
I go start overthinking: “Did I talk too much? Did I do something wrong?”
Now?
If you leave me on delivered, I leave you on permanent.
I no dey wait for attention wey I fit give myself.
Soft me used to beg for crumbs.
Demon me dey cook full pot and eat alone if necessary.
I no dey force people to choose me.
I just make sure I’m too busy living to notice who no choose me.
Tag a soft guy that still dey chase… make him learn.
#FGP
Story Time
I dey drive one evening when my fuel light come on.
I stop for a filling station around Lekki.
As I dey pump fuel, this fine girl come down from the car in front of me.
She look me, smile, then talk:
“Abeg, you fit help me? My ATM card and bank app no dey work and I no get cash.”
I just look her first.
I pay for my fuel first, then I turn to her.
“How much you need?”
She say 10k.
I give her the money without plenty talk.
She smile well well and start thanking me like say I just save her life,even collecting my number.
Later that night she text me.
“Thank you so much for today. You’re really different. Can we meet up this weekend?”
I reply:
“You’re welcome.
But I no dey collect ‘thank you’ with meetup.
If you just wan return the money, send it.
If you wan talk, talk.
No force am.”
She no reply again.
Some people go use small help turn am into full opportunity.
Me I just dey move.
I help if I fit, but I no dey turn every smile into story.
Tag a soft guy that still dey chase… make him learn.
No matter how you feel today,
Get up and never give up
Shine your light 🕯️ wherever you go today.
There is
Always
Always
Always something to be thankful for
Be the reason someone smiles 😊 today
Your kindness 💖 might be the light 🕯️ that brighten their whole day if not their whole life 🙏.
Yoruba Demon Rule #2
Yoruba guy energy:
I go treat you well, talk sweet, make you laugh…
but I no go lose my head.
There’s difference between rizz and madness.
Who understand?
#YorubaDemonRules
Story Time:
Last week I take one babe go chop Amala.
The place full, people dey sweat, the ewedu dey look fresh.
I order Amala with gbegiri and ewedu, plus plenty ponmo.
She look the food, then look me.
“Babe, you go finish all this?”
I just smile.
I no talk.
I wash hand, tear the Amala, dip am inside the soup, and start.
First wrap… second wrap… third wrap.
By the time I reach the fifth one, she don stop eating.
She just dey look me like say she dey watch documentary.
I clean my hand, drink water, then talk:
“Amala no be for soft people.
If you no fit finish your own, no worry.
I go help you.”
She laugh small, but her face don change.
She no expect say the same guy wey dey talk sweet for her last night
fit destroy Amala like say e dey fight war.
That’s the difference.
Yoruba Demon no just dey flex for bedroom.
We dey flex for the table too.
Tag a soft guy that still dey chase… make him learn.
Yoruba Demon Rule #2
Yoruba guy energy:
I go treat you well, talk sweet, make you laugh…
but I no go lose my head.
There’s difference between rizz and madness.
Who understand?
#YorubaDemonRules
Yoruba Demon Rule #1
I no dey chase.
I just dey live my life fine.
If you notice, you notice.
If you no notice, I still go enjoy myself.
Who still dey run after girls in this economy?
#YorubaDemonRules