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might look 𝒻𝓁𝓎 but i want to 𝒹𝒾𝑒 • she/her

[X @Xouy17]

Y'all don't ignore ppl enough. That's why you stressed out.

[jake @wormpuller]

Hitting this on my buddys new job announcement post

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

Who up and fat

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

can we normalize putting summaries on the back of books again instead of reviews? I just genuinely want to know what the book is about before picking it up.

[Ƭroρican @thepeoplesxanax]

>Clean clothes
>No backpacks/belongings
>Happens moments after Narco Rubio questions Ceuta’s sovereignty and after Spain made a deal with Algeria
>RW slop accts immediately post it on mass blaming it all on Sanchez

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

crackers with cheese :)

[em ⁶³ 🦦🏳️‍🌈 @jerkonmymerc]

we should have seen the signs… he was warning us

[Strewth! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @StrewthQueen]

The fact that this is 15 years old

[muva @riannealana]

these mosquitos will deadass pull your pants down and eat your ass

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

they should invent a good thing that happens to me

[miia @miiagarro]

i know dictatorships are bad, but maybe if we try with ME in charge it'll be different

[AMINATOU @aminathreee]

not before free period products. accept your fate🙏🏾

[strawberry milk* princess @plurbovers]

i cant believe all new cars have that ipad in the middle. i don’t want an ipad there. where are the buttons and doodads and gizmos what the FUCK

[𖤓 han met louis 𖤓 @blowjobrrry]

Funniest fucking tweet I’ve ever seen in my life bringing back this gem

[JT 𓅊 @JonathanTdotexe]

I wonder what they're cooking up to turn the ENGINEERS into activists..can't be good

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

that before bed motivation be crazy like damn ima change the world tomorrow then you wake up with a change of heart like nah mamdani got it

[🌸 @chicorypetals]

new cheese village just discovered

[Cal @wyattyhalpert]

“They should have special screenings that prohibit phone use in cinemas!”

We do. It’s called every single one of them, until you weirdos forgot or decided you were above that basic and very functional agreement

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

this is literally how life feels like when nobody knows where you are or what you’re up to