ontheceiling

I want to be a superhero. And yes that is a shadow moustache.

[ontheceiling @ontheceiling]

They wanted an excuse to be racist. And when they didn't get one, they falsified information and made one up.
Racism is never okay.
And lads, the fella was born in Cardiff.
Fucking idiots.

[ontheceiling @ontheceiling]

Bus station announcer is speaking in wingdings, nobody has ANY idea what he's saying. Pretty sure we're all gonna miss our busses, or die. #busstationapocalypse

[ontheceiling @ontheceiling]

@Helloween4545

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Meeting @Helloween4545 to go pussy shopping. Oh no wait, pussy *accessory shopping.

[ontheceiling @ontheceiling]

@Helloween4545 THE TOE BEANS! We can look at kitten proofing on Sunday if ya like?

[ontheceiling @ontheceiling]

@MagaThatcher @DallinMie @Cooperstreaming ..high risk? Whys that? Because men are so dangerous? Exactly.

[ontheceiling @ontheceiling]

@DallinMie @Cooperstreaming This is called victim shaming. You're saying women deserve to be raped if they're meeting up with a stranger.

[Kendall Brown @kendallybrown]

This is why women choose the bear.

[ontheceiling @ontheceiling]

@JeVeuxCake @bookcunt Oh man, lucky! I'd love to still have mine but I lost loads of books along with other stuff when my ex went on a rampage and tipped it all.

[ontheceiling @ontheceiling]

Had the biggest urge to read something nostalgic lately, so alongside my hardback signed (with a lovely note) 'The Language of Flowers' by @VDiffenbaugh, I've also redownloaded the e-book "A Fucked Up Life In Books' by @bookcunt - and both make me feel Big Great Things.

[ontheceiling @ontheceiling]

@Helloween4545 Have you worn me in bed yet btw

[ontheceiling @ontheceiling]

If you don't have a shirt with your bestie's face on it from his own merch stock then are you even friends?
@Helloween4545 Wore you in bed the other night. Accidentally, like.

[ontheceiling @ontheceiling]

@RealTyler71 @TheSims Not on EA either

[cluedont @cluedont]

This man has been given a knighthood, presumably for services to looking like a sunburnt thundercat.

[ontheceiling @ontheceiling]

@Helloween4545 IT WAS ME. I WHACKED IT WITH A TREE. BITCH.

[ontheceiling @ontheceiling]

@danniboy344 So you LEFT ME TO DIE

[ontheceiling @ontheceiling]

Primark. Help.

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@danniboy344 I MADE IT OUT

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@danniboy344 I'm not only in, I've been on all 4 floors and in the queue, twice. Pls halp

[ontheceiling @ontheceiling]

New show needs to happen where @jackassworld and @taskmaster get together please 😂
@AlexHorne @gdavies @realjknoxville

[ontheceiling @ontheceiling]

@Death0fth3party "2007 Britney called, she wants her top back"