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[dee @onthecurb]

@mary_lynn_k Ah the short had me trying to contain a big ole ugly cry. Absolutely loved it.

[dee @onthecurb]

Having to repeatedly announce I'm relaxing is not very relaxing. #relaxationisfutile

[dee @onthecurb]

Upgraded to iOS7 to learn I'm in the nauseous set of people who get motion sick when using the phone. Bleargh.

[dee @onthecurb]

Drip drop, here comes the rain! #AmericanaramA

[dee @onthecurb]

En route to #AmericanaramA! In place of traditional tour t, I may opt for a tour rain poncho. A hard rain's a-gonna fall on @TuscaloosaAmp.

[dee @onthecurb]

I forget we have uppity crazies in my town until I jockey for my position at the seafood counter in Whole Foods.

[dee @onthecurb]

It's the time of day when I imagine my kids reaching adulthood and penning a group memoir, "Mom's Burnt Meat." #ItsWhatsForDinner

[dee @onthecurb]

If there are cameras in this library, I am the creepy patron who has just been eyed smelling the pages of the fresh David Sedaris book. #mmm

[dee @onthecurb]

See spider. Blink. Don't see spider. Spend rest of day fretting over where said spider laid a billion spider eggs on your body.

[Tim Siedell @badbanana]

There's still time to ask Denzel to land this show upside down. #Oscars

[dee @onthecurb]

@MaryGrandy You are a quiet Tweeter. A faint Chirper. ;-)

[dee @onthecurb]

A shattered iPhone screen really puts a slicing damper on scrolling and swiping.

[dee @onthecurb]

Hey, @ATT @Uverse. Stringing words together is my thing. Here's a freebie for you. Instead of "rethink possible", how 'bout "rethink AT&T".

[dee @onthecurb]

@jsandford @att @uverse I watched mine crap out Tuesday morning 6:30 AM. Crippling for those of us who actually have work to do. Mannnn.

[dee @onthecurb]

Goooood morning, 2am rousing to puke in kid's bed. And so begins the countdown to Vomitgeddon in our abode. #SpaghettiForDinner

[dee @onthecurb]

I know I'm way too tired to be driving when I start using my turn signal at curves. #homenow

[dee @onthecurb]

Santa and Mrs. Claus spotted on a Harley heading north on I-65!

[dee @onthecurb]

I'm tired of repeating, "I'm tired of repeating myself." So repeatedly repetitive. And yet I repeat.

[dee @onthecurb]

Watching high school football scores via Twitter updates. Less exciting, but much warmer and pants optional.

[dee @onthecurb]

Remember to adjust your clocks 2 hours forward tonight so your kids go to bed early whereupon time resumes as normal. Oh, just me?