SKILLsPAtrick

livin the dream, makin it look easy

[SKILLsPAtrick @onthedrink]

@kellyxo did livi jump the glass in his underwear??

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

U.S. dairy industry petitions FDA to approve aspartame as hidden additive -- http://t.co/83C07anoch Got aspartame?

[Confirmed Virgins @ConfirmedVirgin]

His virginity is shocking.

[Sean @Seank666]

Dal health center waiting room, full of std infected students... U can see the shame on their faces.. Dont be sad sluts, be safe next round.

[SKILLsPAtrick @onthedrink]

@andre_leblanc96 that's 2 words

[Kelly McKinney @kellyxo]

If @JuicyJustinG is truly thinking of bailing on #casinonight then its confirmed he has a vag

[Kyle Friedrich @Freedy19]

Just walked up to a random Asian girl in the mall and started talking to her cause I thought it was @hkagitani hahah #youalllookthesame

[SKILLsPAtrick @onthedrink]

@HilaryMacDuff you can say whatever you want about me, but please don't say anything bad about hockey

[SKILLsPAtrick @onthedrink]

@NotThePoIice Want to meet up with me and a couple underage drug dealers for a night of illegal drugs and doing crimes.

[SKILLsPAtrick @onthedrink]

Super Friday before the epic REVy trip! Gonna drive a few pops down the hatch. #skication #Dreamlife @HilaryMacDuff

[SKILLsPAtrick @onthedrink]

@kellyxo @hilarymacduff only till the 10 pm curfew kicks in #yeahright #hottub_timemachine

[Bad Advice Dog @BadAdviceDog]

If you're having a bad hair day, just remember that there are some people who are having a bad face life.

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

I look at cycling like I look at hitting big rocks with a hammer to make little rocks; I'm sure it's difficult but I don't want to watch