Sean

live loud, live fast, live hard, love hard and love true. CFL FTW

[Sean @Seank666]

Fact: 87% of people who say "knowledge is power" are stupid as fuuuuck.

[eEric @ericsshadow]

I don't care how bad my tweets are. You still can't make me leave.

[Lyin king @shitcunt001]

If she weighs more than you she'll do anal!

[Uncle Chuck @Hardly_Charlie]

The fact that the phrase "bed head" is associated with hair and has nothing to do with sucking dicks, specifically my dick, highly upsets me

[Duke @Duke1173]

I can change... I can get much worse.. I know I can.

[megan @megerati]

If anyone wearing flip-flops tells you they're doing well, they're not.

[megan @megerati]

When someone tells me they are going to have an "all natural birth" I'm like, "So are you having it in a field, a nest, or a Whole Foods?"

[SARAHdactyl @CubanaMama82]

Whoever decided on the name "assassin" should get to name more stuff. Maybe there'd be a dickdickout or vagvagwhere.

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

If her ass is within reach, it's getting smacked or grabbed.

Rules are rules.

[Kalvin @KalvinMacleod]

I'm not angry. I'm a parent.

[Reverend Danny Smite @TheDannySmite]

Maybe it should be National Love A Slut Month as well.

[John Novis @jngraphs]

I'm only asking you to play fair
I mean, if I had tits, I'd show you mine

[Sean @Seank666]

@andre_leblanc96 18/19 whatever, you got the rest of your life to be married #gopartybangsluts

[John C @BrownBoxers]

I hate when my stomach growls when I'm getting a blow job.

[OneFunnyMummy @OneFunnyMummy]

I'm sorry, could you repeat that?

~said no parent ever

[Sean @Seank666]

@andre_leblanc96 you are 19 at university.... You dont even realise how good you have it. Shut up about your gf. #universitygirlseverywhere