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You can’t change the world whilst painting the fence

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Part of being a good driver is navigating bad drivers

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Big TVs in small homes are tacky. Your TV should be proportional to your house size.

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The people who think they get good deals on new cars are the same people who think strippers fancy them

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Not that premium is it

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Why do hand dryers behave as if they are trying to piss you off

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What’s the difference between thinking and overthinking? Am I overthinking it?

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Every home has a story... the story of this home is that the owners bought it new two years ago and are now getting a divorce 🙃

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@JohnLeFevre Don’t watch sports, instead get scuba certified 😂

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@sama Here we go

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@afneil At least you arrived safely

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@cristo_radio You can’t afford your mortgage

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Fight against the constant barrage of motivated sellers using fear, greed, fomo and guilt to make you a buyer

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stfu and get on with it

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@PeterSchiff @saylor The ultimate yolo trade

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I feel like the world is overdue a good old bank heist movie 🍿

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The more free money the government gives you the poorer you will be.

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@pippaisright Rich people reply like “so we’d have to pay people more AND house prices would fall? No thanks!”

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Is it really a "game changer" or is it an overhyped non-event that barely moves the needle?

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Red interior attracts chavs