“I want to give a word on behalf of our president that you are free to criticise his government without fear of reprisal from state agencies…” – Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua on 13/09/2022
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The Ministry of Interior has closed the Kenya-Somalia border again barely two months after sending internet bots to shower them with praises for being the most hardworking Ministry in Kenya, despite security professionals advising against the move. Incompetent by birth.