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[Aalia Wajar 🇵🇸 @aalia_wajar]

Girl math is not taking pain meds when you have cramps to see how long you can take the pain for and if you take the meds it means you’re weak

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Wearing a Harvard sweatshirt and my dentist was like “oh do you go to Harvard” and I paused and said “in a sense…..” I’m so embarrassed why did I say that. Why did I say that

[trash jones @jzux]

i do the reverse pomodoro method where i spend 25 minutes on my phone and then do 5 minutes of work

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

brb getting “What money?” tattooed on me

[Melkey @MelkeyDev]

"I just have an implementation question.." 😂🤣

[10x Engineer @10x_er]

when I say "10x Engineer" I mean it takes me 10x longer to do the same deliverable as everyone else

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

me ready for when my man says come spend the night

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

This Barbie has a Nobel Prize 💖 He’s just Ken

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Pandas don't have particular sleeping spots often falling asleep wherever they are. https://t.co/g2z7uB6W5l

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Barbie’s opening weekend was $337M. That’s nearly 2x Oppenheimer’s $174M.

Warner Brother's insane ”Operation Barbie Summer” is a big part of that success.

These are 50 of the team's most amazing marketing stunts:

1. 3D ad in front of Burj Khalifa

[MULA🍒 @realbbymula]

Black ppl supported a yt barbie while yt ppl hated a black mermaid. Let that sink.

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

me after begging my friends to take my pictures

[Melkey @MelkeyDev]

Your code is shit 🤣😂

[gabitha. @igabitha]

serious question... how do people have so many friends. like even the casual ones, how do you maintain them all... because if i died literally maybe 2 friends would show up to my FUNERAL yet you have 15 showing up to your BIRTHDAY DINNER. wow let me just-