Colette Sheaff

Don't tell people your dreams

[Colette Sheaff @OO_Sheaff]

So you're telling me a horse raced past this barn?

[Dr. Simon Phillip Thomas @WhoisSimon]

https://t.co/5KYsY6DJYU

[Colette Sheaff @OO_Sheaff]

The weight of this sad time we must obey.
Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say.
The oldest hath borne the most. We that are young
Shall never see so much, nor live so long.

King Lear Act 5, Scene 3

[Colette Sheaff @OO_Sheaff]

Why is the 1999 cinematic masterpiece Belle's Tales of Friendship not on @DisneyPlus?

[John Robert Allman @Johnny_Allman]

Yes, I have parents. Yes, Bernadette Peters and Mandy Patinkin are also my parents. Yes, Joanna Gleason and Chip Zien are *also* my parents. No more questions, please. Move on.

[Colette Sheaff @OO_Sheaff]

Talk about a costly mistake

[Bad Cinderella on Broadway @badcinderella]

All good things must come to an end… join us for one last twirl on #Broadway through Sunday, June 4th. 🎟 at https://t.co/kD4U0MZTAv 💖

[AFC Richmond @AFCRichmond]

Time to believe. New season kicks off 3.15.23

[Colette Sheaff @OO_Sheaff]

Learning about linguistics makes you such a snob when looking to language learning tools

[Colette Sheaff @OO_Sheaff]

Every day I would rather be taking Syntax I

[Colette Sheaff @OO_Sheaff]

The day before Halloween is called Beggars Night and jokes are required

[Sasha @0xsash]

Tell me where you're from without telling me where you're from.

[calamari expediency delight @caltrik]

A story is true. A story is untrue. As time extends it matters less and less.
—- Goncharov, 1973

[Colette Sheaff @OO_Sheaff]

@hankgreen Looks like someone is asking... Big Questions
@speechanddebate @SpencerSheaff

[Colette Sheaff @OO_Sheaff]

I do not own a checkbook.
I have never owned a checkbook.
I do not know how one would obtain a checkbook.

This has yet to be a significant impediment to my life.

[Colette Sheaff @OO_Sheaff]

Hugh Jackman's 2009 Oscar Opener predicted his future roles for the next 14 years from Val Jean to Harold Hill to the return of Wolverine in Deadpool 3

[Colette Sheaff @OO_Sheaff]

I genuinely think this is one of the funniest things I've ever tweeted and it's a joke that exclusively exists for @GretchenAMcC and like 3 other people

[Colette Sheaff @OO_Sheaff]

So you're telling me a horse raced past this barn?

[Colette Sheaff @OO_Sheaff]

I almost just wrote the date as 10/6/19 so that's where I'm at today

[Colette Sheaff @OO_Sheaff]

It's ArchyCon 2022!

(No one but me calls it ArchyCon)

@AIAIowa
#AIAIowaConvention

[Colette Sheaff @OO_Sheaff]

#DARTMission

[Colette Sheaff @OO_Sheaff]

Actual footage of the #DARTMission

[DART the Asteroid Slayer @DARTprobe]

THIS ONE IS FOR THE DINOSAURS

[Colette Sheaff @OO_Sheaff]

DART to crash into Didymos- an asteroid mistaken for a pedestrian in downtown Des Moines

[NASA @NASA]

🛰️ This is only a test – of planetary defense. Today, our #DARTMission is set to crash into a non-hazardous asteroid to test deflection technology, should we ever discover a threat.

Impact: 7:14pm ET (23:14 UTC). Watch our LIVE broadcast at 6pm ET: https://t.co/VAfF5ZXcYB