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@privatebleck .

[Oobleck ◣ ◢ @oobweck]

when life gives you corn starch, make oobleck

[. 🇺🇸 @pglonghouse]

me: hi how are y-

Indian girl with white boyfriend: can you believe im dating my EVIL COLONIZER? When he buys me stuff it’s reparations for when Winston Churchill caused a FAMINE that never affected my family because we aren’t from bengal. I would never date an Indian guy btw

[Jeg @Jegere_]

me pondering the enemy team comp knowing full well I'll lock mo and krill regardless

[caprishune @caprishunex]

bebop ruining things once again sigh.... #deadlock

[j @immune2j]

How it feels to pick up the phone as a boy #male

[Dive Missile @PurrelyLily]

pervert alexander hamilton: i am not putting away my cock / i am not putting away my cock / you know im just like my country / im young scrappy and hungry / and i am not putting away my cock

[foggy 🌫️ @XxBawlzxX]

white people announce their suicide in they discord status

[lainn 🦇༉‧₊˚. @444llolvza]

#breakingmysilence one day I was casually playing ranked when a girl with the hottest voice I’d ever heard started trashtalking my mate so I kept making mistakes on purpose just so she’d keep yelling at me #freak #sorry

[Ben Dover @BenDoverNY42069]

Lebron: “I’m going to win a ring in Philly”

Joel Embiid’s knee subplot

[Mariana ⊹ .ᐟ @promiseoflovee]

the real cover player

[tyrese @londonstheory]

i didn’t see any rose petals near his feet niggas slacking

[Oobleck ◣ ◢ @oobweck]

@SpursCulture ?

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

Beating a rebuilding Blazers team, Wolves with Ant on one leg, Thunder without JDub and then choking a 15+ point lead IN FOUR SEPARATE FINALS GAMES gets you the 2k cover?

[Paige @GRUGCEL]

im ngl sometimes i slam the door hard to proc my neighbours loud barking dog to trigger crying baby

[TrollGod9000 💿 @TrollGod9000]

my dentist told me she's gonna give me straight teeth 👀👀👀

[NR-6/Chris | Robot Enjoyer @VinterBG]

Happy 2 year anniversary to this image I made in like 10 secs

[tsu ྀི @tsuakies]

what they’ll do to you for learning a new character in hero shooters

[Jeremiah Smith @JJwiththeshifts]

I still get a boner every time I hold hands with a woman because I’m a #SensitiveYoungMan