Squilliam

It is highly likely that I have engaged in inter course with your mother

[BRS @Bryce_Estelle]

They deadass don’t know they changed love island forever, got men invested in the show

[xadran @xadrani]

it is NOT difficult to leave 8 figures+ to your children.

the boomer revenge fantasy of "im not leaving anything to my kids" is even more rtarded when you consider this.

if you put away $500/month in a large cap index the day you turn 20,

by the time you're 80, you'll have an extra $20 million to give to your kids.

what's so overwhelmingly difficult about that?

is your fishing gear more important to you?

bearing in mind these people grew up in a time where you could buy a house for 5 blueberries.

disgustingly selfish. you dont hate boomers enough.

[Path To Manliness @PathToManliness]

Europeans arriving for the World Cup:

“The food is actually really good.”

“Wait, they really do free refills?”

“The stadiums are insane.”

“Ok the weather is no joke.”

“Air conditioning isn’t optional here.”

“The roads are complete chaos.”

“Why is this gas station bigger than my airport?”

“Everyone is way friendlier than I expected.”

The 2026 World Cup may go down as the largest American propaganda campaign ever conducted.

And we’re not even trying.

[Clash Report @clashreport]

A German teenager posted a frustrated tweet cursing out Olaf Scholz while his 37.9 GB Fortnite update crawled along at 173 KB/s, a download that would have taken over 60 hours to complete.

The tweet had just 503 views.

German police later opened criminal proceedings against him for insulting a politician.

The case was dropped after he deleted the post.

A year later he posted the official letter.

[Squilliam @oofchungus69]

@BootleggedChad @gayneopets Do you really think he’s going to associate himself with her anymore?

[Squilliam @oofchungus69]

@firedoug_howie @bmeans61 Bc she’s a whore 🙄

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@Blepblepgrr @proddtrevv @HenryLee1716 Womp womp shouldn’t have done it

[Squilliam @oofchungus69]

@LimitDoug @follow_orderz @Atlantaholic_ @acnewsitics Nobody is going to hell bc they said they disagree with the welfare state on Twitter

[Squilliam @oofchungus69]

@LimitDoug @follow_orderz @Atlantaholic_ @acnewsitics He doesn’t appear to be spitting in this painting 🤔

[Squilliam @oofchungus69]

@LimitDoug @follow_orderz @Atlantaholic_ @acnewsitics Jesus unironically wouldn’t spit in anybody’s face you dork

[Squilliam @oofchungus69]

@LimitDoug @follow_orderz @Atlantaholic_ @acnewsitics That’s just objectively not true. SNAP is not exclusively for feeding hungry children.

[Squilliam @oofchungus69]

@LimitDoug @follow_orderz @Atlantaholic_ @acnewsitics I’m not Christian g I don’t care. That’s 35 dollars that could be well spent

[Squilliam @oofchungus69]

@Stacy_g52 @XilefSilverhand @LCC1204 @thecavemommy So you’re a bum 😭

[MAZE @mazemoore]

OMG 😂

[Squilliam @oofchungus69]

@MachoManSupreme @Crazyflix94 @WallStreetApes That’s an adult man

[Squilliam @oofchungus69]

@Schmavid1 @Crazyflix94 @WallStreetApes No it’s not