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I like cats and language and a bunch of other stuff normal people don't care about.

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Remember to always keep your emergency cat packed up and ready in case you need it.

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@SaffronOlive ,,, free. Omw

[Cal is @MTGCal]

I want SMALLER streets that support LESS cars to cause FEWER people driving and I’m NOT joking

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@ayeejuju Mom O nmomno

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

One of the reasons tuberculosis continues to infect and kill more people is because you refuse to allow the widespread distribution of affordable bedaquiline, which is essential to stopping the spread of multidrug-resistant tuberculosis and curing those infected by it.
It takes some gall to wonder aloud what the problem is when you know that you are the problem. You've had 20 years of a bedaquiline monopoly. You've made your money. ENOUGH.

[Saffron Olive @SaffronOlive]

So Supreme Court judges can accept hundreds of thousands of dollars in "gifts," politicians can take out millions of dollar in PPP loans and have them forgiven, but helping average Americans with their student loans is across the line?

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Lost my job and I'm now having an existential crisis because it's the only job I've had my entire adult life.

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Feeling the lowest Ive ever been.

[0xDesigner @0xDesigner]

Probably the best thing you'll see today.

In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.

The results 🧵

1/22

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Starting a new med and having to deal with the panic attacks again until it starts working is such a great thing to experience.

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Hey @SevitaHealth why shouldn't I just go work at Walmart and make more than I do as a supervisor working for you? A lot less stressful than being on call 24/7

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@007Murlock @Loren_J_Law @PleasantKenobi Magic is a game first not an investment

[Vaush 📺 @VaushV]

We elected the wrong Biden

[Mia Mulder @Potatopolitics]

I think the rich need to be reminded why taxing them is the compromise solution.

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This is my kid.

[Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78]

My 4yo thinks it’s fun to bring up special moments completely out of the blue. So all of a sudden I’ll hear, “mommy, remember when you forgot to water the plant and it died?” or “remember when daddy dropped the burgers on the floor?” Feels like we’re living with a tiny heckler.

[Ste-fawn @galleds814]

How are you gonna say All Lives Matter when just two months ago you wanted to sacrifice your grandma for the economy?

[Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw]

During this time of protest, I know we could all use an uplifting story. So I want to tell you about El Negro Matapacos, the heroic Chilean protest dog who hated the police.

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Guess I'm a terrorist.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The United States of America will be designating ANTIFA as a Terrorist Organization.