Bianca Bauble

Media tart with heart. Relate publicly 'til it hurts. Stop whining and get a therapist.

[Bianca Bauble @oohaahpr]

Strap on some #catherinedeveney #trollhunter at #MICF2014. 3 more nights. Do. Not. Miss.

[r.u.willing @Willing_Music]

@TheSassyRed cheers for the shout out! So pumped for opening night! #homosinkimonos @micomfestival

[Bianca Bauble @oohaahpr]

I swear to goddess i'm gonna plunge this butterknife into myself or someone nearby. John Deeks. Give me a beak. Or a break.

[Bianca Bauble @oohaahpr]

Oh for crying in a bucket. #cityofmelbourne Whyohwhy choose JOHN DEEKS to MC women in biz lunch? Pass the booze.

[Bianca Bauble @oohaahpr]

Note to #myer: get rid of weird n creepy longnecked mannequins with no heads. Just plain wrong. What does it all mean?

[Bianca Bauble @oohaahpr]

Why oh why does #myer insist on coyly calling the chicks' undies dept 'intimate apparel' when it's decked out like a freakin bordello?

[Bianca Bauble @oohaahpr]

Off to #MIFGS then #MICF then cup of G&T and a GLD. OMG.

[Bianca Bauble @oohaahpr]

Gorgeous Melbourne artist #dagmarcyrulla spotted at #missburlesque vic finals tonight! Ooh Aah.

[Bianca Bauble @oohaahpr]

Business luncheon with the ladeez, mwa mwa

[Bianca Bauble @oohaahpr]

@CatherineDeveny Got my happy face on #fivewords

[Bianca Bauble @oohaahpr]

@CatherineDeveny Off like a bride's nightie #fivewords

[Bianca Bauble @oohaahpr]

@CatherineDeveny Pav, scones, trifle, cuppa, smoko #fivewords

[Bianca Bauble @oohaahpr]

@CatherineDeveny Are youse pickin' or what? #fivewords

[Bianca Bauble @oohaahpr]

@CatherineDeveny what are youse lookin' at? #fivewords

[Bianca Bauble @oohaahpr]

@CatherineDeveny What are you lookin' at? Aka whaddayouslookinat?

[Jenny Ejlak @JennyEjlak]

Empathy and morality are human values not religious ones. #qanda

[Bianca Bauble @oohaahpr]

#qanda tell Gail to stop chewing on that ol' bone...

[Bianca Bauble @oohaahpr]

#qanda and what about Japanese and Indian erotic art, hundreds of years old?

[Bianca Bauble @oohaahpr]

#qanda I'm going to have a ciggie at the end of this episode and I don't even smoke

[Bianca Bauble @oohaahpr]

#qanda Whatever happened to close your eyes and think of England? Think of Brazil?