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I finally decided my future lies beyond the yellowbrick road.

🤘♏💀🦂

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I miss Cawleys sfm.

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Justice for Darlene Hulse - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/6yMF8bPBbQ via @Change

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Not to complain but this time last year I was in Clearwater for spring training and it was canceled. And now seeing this year's spring training is like stubbing your toe over and over again. I'm upset! But also love the fightins @Phillies

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Really gotta stop eating a cookie while I do this middle of the night feeding with the baby. It's becoming problematic.

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Watching "The Gang Gets Invincible" is a vibe right now #gobirds @alwayssunny

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Nothing can make a couple whisper fight like a toddler who won't sleep and an infant who refuses to be put down.

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My mom's "care package" to babysit for us tomorrow night.

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Also vince just told me I can't keep buying a pack of rolled joints and a 12 pack of Two Robbers every Friday and I'm like?????? Do you want calm mommy or nah?

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My biggest flex on maternity leave is going to Travers on Fridays and stocking the kitchen with goodies for the weekend. After I've done nothing but cuddle the baby and give myself a blow out.

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How tf am I supposed to go to bed after that episode. I was leaping out of my damn seat. #Euphoria

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To my #1 podcast of 2021, @crimejunkiepod: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/YT6CnosSv2

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Am emotional or is it 7 am and I'm listening to ATW 10 min version already.

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@coinbase we've spent a total of 5 hours on the phone on hold today trying to get to a customer service representative who can help us. Currently on our third try and over an hour in waiting. Unreal.

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Justice for Ellen Rae Greenberg #justiceforellen https://t.co/6LtfkFZjfg via @Change

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I have reached the stage where I now miss my baby being a baby and I want another baby. Someone throw water on me and remind me that I in fact do not want another baby. Right now. #baby

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Vince is in for a real treat tonight after I drink a whole bottle of wine and SCREAM SING ALL 10:13 of All Too Well.

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This was my favorite Halloween I've ever had. Also the first time I've never dressed up.

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The Conjuring is the best scary movie in YEARS. Still.

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How is Sonny gonna wake up cranky AF like dude you did this lol by all means goooo back to sleep.

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Baby is still sleeping but my schedule is still 4 am now so here I am wide awake. Fml.

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Harvest festival today is about to be like a high school reunion kids edition I just know it