Abe

what is this little guy’s job in the world? portland born n raised ~ he/him.

[Abe @oopsallgoblins]

Absolutely bonkers that @cvspharmacy will not let you leave a voicemail at their pharmacy when it’s closed, like “oh you wanted customer service in any form? Best I can do is pushing a boulder up a hill forever”

[Abe @oopsallgoblins]

Making the switch! https://t.co/7aW6ETWYIo
Also under the same username as bsky on tumblr, my social media of choice.

[Abe @oopsallgoblins]

@ritsurzz Bruh it’s a pizza holiday, it’s a drinking holiday, I hate it here

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

The Trump campaign spent $134.38 on anti-trans ads per trans person that actually exists

[Abe @oopsallgoblins]

@grace_roso I don’t think any of the DSA-endorsed candidates are single but Portland’s about to have 12 city councilors & a pre-existing population of semi-retired indie bands, feels plausible in a 5 year timeframe

[john wilmes @johnwilmeswords]

It does not boggle a mind that regularly receives oxygen

[Abe @oopsallgoblins]

Boss thought that our busiest week of the year was the one to try not ordering any kegs of our most popular beers 🙃

[Abe @oopsallgoblins]

An entire elementary school girls’ soccer team just got on my bus to see the Thorns game, so I guess I gotta believe in this dang city until at least Tuesday

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

They're calling it the most effective Get-Out-the-Vote message in history.

[e-bride-za @thefemiurge]

why do some people talk about the election as if "Palestine is freed at the cost of every American trans person" is an option on the table

[Abe @oopsallgoblins]

& idk it’s about to be 2 years at this job, longest I’ve lasted at one without getting myself fired by mouthing off at incompetent bosses, I’m able to show up & want to do well bc it makes things easier for ppl I care about

[Abe @oopsallgoblins]

Man Halloween is always killer busy in pizza-land but today kinda ruled? We were hella busy but I was on with my three favorite coworkers & we killed it, got a lotta tips, I was wearing cat ears the whole time, caught the faster bus home,

[Abe @oopsallgoblins]

@archivalrival Perfect creature

[Abe @oopsallgoblins]

@Enby_Rat_PDX My new conspiracy is that one of Gonzalez’s guys did it

[Abe @oopsallgoblins]

@Enby_Rat_PDX Like there wasn’t a multi-year tradition of a bunch of fash from SW Washington driving into downtown just to pick fights!

[Abe @oopsallgoblins]

@reed___eliot Also, I also get scared about making mistakes at my job, I’m sure most people do, it’s just that most people’s job “mistakes” aren’t murdering children, which is something cops do on purpose.

[Leah Greenberg says NO KINGS ❌👑 @Leahgreenb]

every ADL statement about Donald Trump: "we appreciate Donald Trump's good intentions; however his recent statement that "Hitler had the right idea" was poorly phrased and could unwittingly give ammunition to the true threat to American Jews: college students"