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[hal @oopsitshalle]

happy Mother’s Day to my favorite person in the whole wide world! thank you for being not only the best mom in the world, but the best friend anyone could ask for!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk https://t.co/UuuY4y6NjP

[hal @oopsitshalle]

continuing to be very chill and very normal about the Michael Longfellow news

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Michael Longfellow is leaving SNL after 3 years.

(Source: Deadline)

[👩‍🌾 @WORSHlPTHESUN]

caesar flickerman backstage after the whole ‘if it wasn’t for the baby’ stunt peeta pulled

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[Toretto3:16🦅™️ Excommunicado @TRobertson80]

When you’re waiting for a flag to come out Before celebrating a big play vs the Chiefs

[gal kilmer @beepupkin]

i bring a sort of "i have an ethical objection to the use of generative ai" vibe to every single conversation lately that nobody really likes

[Sony Pictures @SonyPictures]

They have 90 minutes to get their shit together.

Jason Reitman’s Saturday Night (@SatNightMovie) is coming exclusively to theatres October 11. #SaturdayNightMovie

[Dan Hausen Numbers @Danno2430]

once again

[Lindsay Gibbs @linzsports]

This was always the end game of the anti-trans hysteria in sports -- that all female greatness in athletics will be diminished and challenged and asterisked. Everyone in the "Save Women's Sports" transphobia crowd is directly responsible for this.

[Shed Boy @Callum_JN]

Imagine being born a woman, living your entire life as a woman, achieving your goal of being at the Olympics only for people to decide you're a man and discredit all of your accomplishments because of ignorance

Dutch Volleyball team has a dude who raped a 12 year old btw

[hal @oopsitshalle]

Stephen Nedoroscik is the best thing to happen to people who need glasses since Tina Fey

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

This #OpeningCeremony has everything. Boats. Parkour. Accordians. A woman dressed as a croissant. More boats. Lady Gaga.

[jaslene @MFPWBILJONAS]

“this is going to ruin the tour” “what tour” “the world tour”

[HamJenkinsIII @hamjenkinsIII]

Me staying super still on Star Tours in case I’m the Rebel spy

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

HE IS SO BACK.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Donald Trump hearing all of the mocking memes and tweets from potential jurors.