Dr Sarah Wiseman

Recovering academic. User Researcher. I also make things. She/her

[Dr Sarah Wiseman @oopsohno]

The digital hoarder in me is highly stressed about getting off Twitter but needs must. I’m swiseman on bluesky. See you on the other side.

[Dr Sarah Wiseman @oopsohno]

@JohnLewisRetail Thanks. Your colleagues have already inspected and deemed it reasonable wear so unfortunately I think we’re done. Will have to buy a replacement elsewhere and hope it can last longer than just 4 years!!

[Dr Sarah Wiseman @oopsohno]

Boring tweet but get yourself a mattress from @mattressonline and not @JohnLewisRetail. 7 years of a mattress from the former and it’s great, still perfect. 4 years of the latter and it’s like sleeping on a squishy water bed and it’s apparently “normal” wear. Go specialist.

[Hunter Schwarz @hunterschwarz]

The moon appeared inside the Olympic rings on the Eiffel Tower, which is a violation of the Olympic brand guide 📷: @Olympics

[Dr Sarah Wiseman @oopsohno]

Also I thought @kfRedhot smashed it the whole season as the presenter

[Dr Sarah Wiseman @oopsohno]

Loreen in the #sewingbee final 🥹🤩 My two great loves combined. Eurovision and sewing.

[DavIT (the clown) 🍉🛸🐎🏚️🗿 @dearbongo]

And football, who did not come home

[Rafa Sales Ross @rafiews]

Me writing emails

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

Give me all your plots of weird thresholds, like this:

[Dr Sarah Wiseman @oopsohno]

Happy intrusive thoughts in the polling booth day!

[Dr Sarah Wiseman @oopsohno]

@drkatedevlin @emfcamp Wish wish wish I could be there with you! Have a fantastic time ⚡️

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

my toxic trait is that if they opened Jurassic park I would still totally go

[Dr Sarah Wiseman @oopsohno]

Playing a board game with a toddler and trying to let her read the dice after each roll to practice counting. Let me tell you, no matter what your intentions are for keeping quiet, if you see a 6 on a dice you cannot help but shout “6!” It’s just too exciting 🎲

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

NYT connections is a couple weeks away from “words my ex bf mispronounced,” “the 43rd-46th words my daughter learned,” “characters in the novel I’m writing but haven’t finished,” & “words I’m thinking of instead of the word ‘dog’”

[Reductress @Reductress]

Diversity Win! Man in Woman-Dominated Movie Gets Oscar Nomination: https://t.co/ITONS16RXD

[Dr Sarah Wiseman @oopsohno]

@jonty Just a party with key everyday objects (and kayaks and car doors) strewn around and the ice breaker is that you have to find one person at the party for every object who can tell you how it’s made.

[Dr Sarah Wiseman @oopsohno]

At a party someone casually said “I wonder how balloons are made” and my years of How It’s Made training kicked in immediately. I got you. I will tell you precisely how balloons are made and I will sing you the theme song once I’m done 🎈

[Dr Sarah Wiseman @oopsohno]

@_phzn You will not be useful in the post apocalyptic world. I however will be guiding everyone to make the perfect carousel horse.

[Dr Sarah Wiseman @oopsohno]

@bb_loft @_phzn Yes I was wondering about fiverr! Never used it before so didn’t know what would be possible. I’d probably be happy with a sims rendering. I just need ideas!

[Dr Sarah Wiseman @oopsohno]

Ok I’m bad at deciding how this room should work. I think I need something like a remote interior designer who looks at like…interaction design and flow and that and not just aesthetics. Does this exist? Has anyone used a service that does this? I need ideas, I can do the doing.

[Dr Sarah Wiseman @oopsohno]

@bb_loft @_phzn This is exactly what I need! But how did she find these people?!