Cathenia

Tougher than adamantium nails and twice as sharp. Personal assistant and chicken lady by day. Digital artist, writer, and oxford comma vigilante by night.

[Cathenia @oopstastik]

If you think going braless feels great, try going soulless.

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

wish I was one of those weirdos who likes to go for a run when they’re upset

[Cathenia @oopstastik]

At this point I'd welcome demon possession if it meant I could take a vacation.

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

Look at you. Born to write poems, forced to write emails, doomed to write tweets. It's despicable.

[Cathenia @oopstastik]

Surviving everyday one mistake at a time.

[Destry @DestryBrod]

What's up with all the fucking psychos on here tonight? It's been extra serial killericious.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

The best item of clothing ever invented is the hoodie. Everybody knows that.

[Cathenia @oopstastik]

No one:
Me: Reading smut is self care.

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

People need to fucking appreciate the effort I put forth into not being a serial killer

[Wild berri @cofused111]

I can’t do the “can do”today.

[Cathenia @oopstastik]

@grady_hendrix We love ghosts here in Savannah, the more the merrier, so bring all your ghoulish shenanigans. Excited to hopefully see you at the book festival tomorrow!

[Cathenia @oopstastik]

@coleybbq

[Cathenia @oopstastik]

It could have been a life hiatus or I could have been stuffed in a shed for the past 3 years with nothing but my thoughts and the rats to keep me company. You don't know.

[𝓜𝓮𝓱𝓻𝓲💫 @meh_thinks]

Setting boundaries won't end good connections, they'll dissolve unhealthy ones.

[Cathenia @oopstastik]

I'm slowly losing my sanity so you don't have to. -moms

[Boston Supah stah @VictorscarletJ]

I miss old school Twitter

You know, the realtime mental breakdowns and passive aggressive subtweets.

[💀SpookyLittleComic👻 @CunniLinguist77]

McDonald’s has introduced the MacBeth, a bloody fish sandwich

It’ll stain your hands

[Cathenia @oopstastik]

*Screams into the void*
Void, "we're closed."

[Cathenia @oopstastik]

I'm back in school, if you need proof that I've completely lost my mind. Nothing like chasing my dreams while punishing my future self with crippling amounts of student loan debt.

[Víkrám @gvicks]

Stand in any line, and the other line starts to move faster..

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

WIFE: Hurry up or we'll get caught in the rain.

ME: [sipping a pina colada] I would like that.