Ooscar Wolde

cad about london professional but I only write for myself!!!! no requests!!!

[Ooscar Wolde @ooscarwolde]

@Bridgewalkz you speak as if your voice is not your own; the sphinx issues its words through a child.

[Ooscar Wolde @ooscarwolde]

@NTBookshop Three couples. Two cads. One wondeful handbag. #playinatweet

[Ooscar Wolde @ooscarwolde]

One should always be oneself in an interview: which self should I be?

[Ooscar Wolde @ooscarwolde]

One should always be oneself in an interview, unless one is there in disguise.

[Ooscar Wolde @ooscarwolde]

When applying to university, one should always think about where one is going and not the train fare.

[Ooscar Wolde @ooscarwolde]

What is literature??? Bby don't hurt me

[Ooscar Wolde @ooscarwolde]

Just been sent down from Magdalen. What larks!

[Ooscar Wolde @ooscarwolde]

The sphinx: at once surface and substance, it has but one nose: how does it smell?

[Ooscar Wolde @ooscarwolde]

birthdays are one of the few things in life that should never be set in stone

[Ooscar Wolde @ooscarwolde]

hock and hock and hock and hock and soda yes

[Ooscar Wolde @ooscarwolde]

If one sleeps in, they are lazy, if they do not, they have discovered the greatest sin against mankind: alarm clocks.

[Ooscar Wolde @ooscarwolde]

one is never late for school, one is choosing one's wardrobe.

[Ooscar Wolde @ooscarwolde]

@JaybieJ @RingoBranflakes you are a beautiful and fragrant human being

[Ooscar Wolde @ooscarwolde]

thinkin of dying my hair??? what's the most literary colour?????

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@KayKavila talent will find us, unless it probably already has

[Ooscar Wolde @ooscarwolde]

one can find far more pleasure in eating a club than attending one; they're so sticky

[Ooscar Wolde @ooscarwolde]

Never be embarrassed by the truth, sometimes it opens doors - dingy little things on side streets - to the best brothels.

[Ooscar Wolde @ooscarwolde]

balls im arrested for having sex with someone well above consenting age with whom I had a relationship #thetimewas1895

[Ooscar Wolde @ooscarwolde]

@Shahh_Zara @jskyy_ I have no idea what you're saying young lady what is kmt is it a drug?