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Gone for bluer skies

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Sometimes you regret a tweet before you've even finished writing it but you gotta post it because that's just how the game works baby.

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I wish Elon would get Infinity Pool-ed but just the first half.

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"The rod in your knife block doesn't sharpen your knife, it just straightens it." Is my "Vigo broke his toe while filming Lord of the Rings."

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Hi, I just spent 5 minutes trying to carefully explain to my cat why we don't eat plastic bags no matter how nice they feel in our mouths. It did not go well. AMA

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Damn, I feel like this pot I'm watching is never gonna boil.

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@CoreyRuef Wow, 18 views already. This is doing numbers

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I may not be able to cook better than that rat from the cooking rat movie but I can guarantee you I cook worse than him.

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@braedonlewis31 Braedon, I'm begging you. The world needs you now more than ever.

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@syddinosaur Buzz buzz and all that ig 🐝🍯

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Oh btw I'm on hive now.

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Except Elon.

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Y'all have been good lately so have a pic of my cat on his way to the vet. You've earned it.

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Oh just to update you all on this, my professor did hate it and gave me a D but now I make after effects content for work and he's the most hated teacher at my school so follow your dreams kids.

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Actually feeling pretty good about my final after effects project for the semester which means my professor will probably hate it :)

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Personally I've never much cared for comedy so I think Elon is doing a great job.

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Mom, a lady just honked and yelled at me because I didn't rear end the truck in front of me to make room for her in the right hand lane. Can you beat her up?

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@CoreyRuef Big thinker

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It's me. I'm shorts t-shirt boy.

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Every kid who grew up wearing shorts and a T-shirt on cold days is on Lexapro, drives a Nissan Altima, is pursuing a degree in graphic design, can't grow a beard, and is named Will.

[jame @kloogans]

cop: do u know why i pulled u over

me: no

cop: ur being a silly guy out there. a real silly guy

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Nobody puts baby in a toaster