its syd!!

employee. loose acquaintance. publix shopper.

[its syd!! @syddinosaur]

Personally, I’d like to one day be as quirky as one of these bad boys

[剑女友 sword gf ☭ @punishedgarage]

her: u better not be inheriting the earth when i get home
my meek ass:

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

No but seriously imagine it:

[lex @juscalllmeLex]

hugh laurie acted his ass off in house

[its syd!! @syddinosaur]

Addicted to these picrew thingies

[kitty @gi_giveittome]

i gave u two choices both are the bad ending though

[cas 🐧🐩 @campbelIbain]

personally i think it should be legal for people with ocd to assault anyone who posts those “claim this audio” things on tiktok

[enzo @amaybetino]

in case Dog Days Are Over comes on

[its syd!! @syddinosaur]

Him

[its syd!! @syddinosaur]

Every time I see a stock photo is Sisyphus I think of the model/actor who they stripped butt ass neckid and had push a rock up a mountain. How odd

[its syd!! @syddinosaur]

And you might say, now Syd, you know that’s not real right? And of course I know but the nudity is at least partially real and so is the rock and the pushing

[ash @dreamershoteI]

people on tiktok saying troye sivan ‘came out of nowhere’ and calling him an industry plant Just say you’re putting me in a care home i guess christ alive

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Usually if a group of writers and actors are united against you that means you are the antagonist of a Muppet movie

[its syd!! @syddinosaur]

This is where I tweet from btw

[Christin @hexprax]

You have to drink so many Diet Cokes to get cancer . But you only have to drink one to see beauty all around you..

[its syd!! @syddinosaur]

If I’m ever pregnant I will be making the joke “A midwife? Why would I want a wife that is mid?”