Diary of A Baddie

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[Diary of A Baddie @opar_phoebe]

Manifesting lots of backshots for y'all because tumeingia mwezi wa kuinama.

[Diary of A Baddie @opar_phoebe]

This year, I hope you shave that coochie often and take it to the man of your choice. Not because it's the only thing you can offer, not because you need free food. But because it deserves to be hit like a heavy weight champion every once in a while.

#NewYear2025 #Resolutions

[Diary of A Baddie @opar_phoebe]

Congratulations Trump. Now we want to see if Ruto will jet out of the country to go show some love to this American brother.

[Kiss 100 Kenya @Kiss100kenya]

Fake EACC Director?! Why are there so many scammers in Kenya though?!? 🤪🤪 Tunadangaywa tu kila siku, kila saa! 😭😭 #KissSidede

[Diary of A Baddie @opar_phoebe]

@BreeMuigai Can't wait for December nipige nduru tano safi because wuuueh 😭😭😭😭🤦🤦🤦.

[Diary of A Baddie @opar_phoebe]

Guys 😭😭 I've been loved before but that day? That day I felt a different kind of love that moved me to tears. They didn't find the comb, so I had to buy her a doll, put my scent on it and sent it back home. Everyone now sleeps well at night.

#parenting #relationship #moms

[Diary of A Baddie @opar_phoebe]

I don't remember where I put the comb but my mother told me that she needed to find it fast because all hell was about to break loose. At that point during that phonecall I was completely lost. What did that comb have to do with her peace of mind?

#parenting #relationship #moms

[Diary of A Baddie @opar_phoebe]

Apparently, my daughter found that comb after I left it and she used to sniff at it every night before going to bed. She'd also sniff at it to literally just calm her nerves down because her cousins (my nephews) be testing her sometimes 😂💔.

#parenting #relationship #moms

[Diary of A Baddie @opar_phoebe]

I went home visiting a few days before that call and one random evening my daughter handed me a comb. Actually, it used to be my comb, I had left it at home at some point while traveling back to the city. I thought my kid was returning it to me.

#parenting #relationship #moms

[Diary of A Baddie @opar_phoebe]

I'm convincing myself to believe that love is love, regardless of whom it's coming from, it honestly feels good to be loved. So, here's a lil story about the love of my love and how she absolutely loves me.

#parenting #moms #relationship

[Diary of A Baddie @opar_phoebe]

A few weeks ago I received a call from my mom. I'm one of those baddies who leave their kids in the village to come make a life for them in the city. My mother was "angry" that day, she barked at me, "Uliweka wapi kichana ya mtoto wewe!" 😤

#parenting #relationship #moms

[Diary of A Baddie @opar_phoebe]

@TheCDFKenya Amen to that

[Diary of A Baddie @opar_phoebe]

And now that our attention was successfully diverted with Rigathi Gachagua's impeachment, it's about damn time we see what Ruto has actually been busy with.

[Diary of A Baddie @opar_phoebe]

I would give my all to know what "tricks and charms" Ruto uses on Kenyan MPs. This might actually be the only solution to my love life 😭.

[Diary of A Baddie @opar_phoebe]

When Tems said, "Crazy tings are happening." we thought she was high on bushmeat 🤦.

#rigathigachagua #KufaDerevaKufaMakanga

[Diary of A Baddie @opar_phoebe]

Someone said that the Kamala vs Trump race is similar to the Ruto vs Raila race because no single candidate is better that the other. Kamala lies with impunity and Trump...? Well, Trump is Trump (Baba ni Baba) 😂😂💀.

[Diary of A Baddie @opar_phoebe]

GenZs, let make one thing clear. After all is said and done, the one thing we truly fear ni viboko 😂😂. Mambo ya marriage, uji moto, na Mungu ni story za jaba. You criminals only fear whips 💀.

[Diary of A Baddie @opar_phoebe]

I'm a real one I promise. It just takes me time to get there.

[Diary of A Baddie @opar_phoebe]

The moment I choose to celebrate my 26th birthday is also moment WhatsApp chooses to act stupid. Talk to me directly universe 🤦

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

This is Bangladesh under a transition government. We can do this Kenya #NaneNane