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Having fun. Deep thoughts.

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@OsseChi You sure didn’t seem to care when my big Zionist dick was fucking you last week.

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@OsseChi You don’t have a concussion. You’re literally fine.

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@OsseChi @NYCSanitation @Teamsters You’ve really gained a lot of weight lately. 😬

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@OsseChi Yesterday you said you weren’t gay, and now you’re talking about pitching. Lol.

Meanwhile, you’re a total bottom. And I know since I’ve been inside you 😛

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@OsseChi UMMM…I literally fucked you but you didn’t like that I wanted to wear a condom. Nice tight hole, but you weren’t really into it.

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@OsseChi What is wrong with you?

You’re a sitting city councilman and your foul language is inappropriate and unbecoming.

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@NYCTSubway Stuck on E uptown at Ely Ave. what’s going on? Nothing on app or Twitter.

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@NYCTSubway @mta broken AC in car 8646 on M line. Please fix. 🥵🔥

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@NYCTSubway Is LIRR cross honoring?

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@zellnor4ny Didn’t know anything about you, but sorry, you sounded childish and unprepared and said rehearsed lines.

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@OsseChi Your persistent and constant cursing is so unbecoming.

Grow up.

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@bradlander @andrewcuomo You’re on stage.

How are you tweeting?

Also, never heard you talk before.

You sound like Kermit the Frog.

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@ZohranKMamdani Yes.

Cuomo was behind me on the 6 train on Sunday.

77 Street.

It was about 12:30pm. Right after he marched in the Israel Day parade which you boycotted.

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@NYCTSubway @NYCTSubway @MTA no one ever replied. 😔

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@NYCTSubway Is this accurate? This N is going to 96 Street?!

(Also, I assume you mean 59 Street in Brooklyn lol).

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@OsseChi Why aren’t you taking public transportation, you racist clown?

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@NYCTSubway @MTA @NYCTSubway you need to update your feed. Trains have resumed regular service! With severe delays.

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@NYCTSubway I was thrown off the F at 21 street.

The train is still here stuck.

Conductor said signal issue at Forest hills and he said no service at all to queens. This tweet says different. Can you help?

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This sign at 67 Avenue doesn’t make sense. What is outbound? The train starts at Forest Hills. Please advise.

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@CupittMatthew @EFischberger @imshin Ummm it’s literally on his insta. https://t.co/WkNh4npCJk