Carson

Tryin to marry an Osage woman

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Yeah gunna have to eat at chili’s today

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@barstoolsports It is defensive pass interference if Bryant is trying to make a play on the ball and it’s thrown behind him. The defender does not allow Bryant to come back for the ball which is generally called in the NFL. Same with an under thrown ball on a go route.

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@RGIII @OuttaPocketRG3 The referee that had the clearest look threw no flag. Thats the part that irks me the most

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Cowboys are a joke. Are you actually serious to the let that game end like that. You had 3 opportunities to close the game out in the 4th and you whiffed every single one.

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@CryptoMichNL 82K will look like a distant memory. The bears are sweating

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Bitcoin is prime for a jump to 90K. Finding support at 80K meeting resistance at 82K.

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@Crypto_Twittier I’ll wait for a dip below 75K. Then I’ll wait for the dagger below 60K. Until then I’ll happily keep buying

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Mike Tomlin is a fantastic addition to the NBC crew. Hope he gets a coaching job soon!

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Harbaugh wearing an NYPD hat. AURA

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@LarryFosterNFL The more I watch it the more I think it’s a clean play. QBs have to give themselves up in a clear and obvious way. I mean I see way more defensive players miss tackles because they think a QB is going to slide, and then they juke instead.

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Can someone introduce Bill Croskey-Merrit to some pine tar or something.

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@OldTakesExposed is gunna have some fun with this one 🤘

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Wow Ohio State is actually showing Texas how to run an offense against a really good defense. 3 yards, 4 yards, 3 yards.. first down. 5 yards, 2 yards, 3 yards.. first down. ITS REALLY NOT THAT HARD SARK

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@Irrelevant1996 Showed up in all the wrong ways

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Romeo Doubs will show up out of nowhere I can’t wait

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@michaelFhurley I’m sure if Drake Maye was looking at dots he would’ve made the right decision. But he was staring down a 280 pound DE before he made that throw.

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@aleon_23 And he refused to acknowledge the severe under-throw of AJ Brown earlier that lead to P.I.

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Terrible throw by Drake Maye leading to defense of pass interference, and then a touchdown pass to a guy you’ve never heard of. Welcome to the 2026 fantasy season!

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@InvestingAddict Explain to me how what your doing is any different from sports gambling “investing addict.” Irony

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@TonySeverinoCMT “Time will tell..” he says. What a cop out. Type of thing to say at the end of something to let me know you don’t know what you’re talking about

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Bitcoin is surging