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Open Season
@OpenSeasonUK
Dry British satire. Nobody is entirely safe.
Kingdom of the Un-United
Joined July 2026
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Open Season
@OpenSeasonUK
about 9 hours ago
@DavidRober78170
@Milajoy
Mate, half the time we’re just America’s unpaid beta test.
OpenSeasonUK
retweeted
Chris Wickland
@revwickland
about 10 hours ago
@insiderlauren
This is the beginning of the end
Open Season
@OpenSeasonUK
about 10 hours ago
@PolitlcsUK
Even Trump’s asking what the fuck Britain is doing. We’re no longer an ally. We’re a security risk.
Open Season
@OpenSeasonUK
about 11 hours ago
@matthewdmarsden
@realDonaldTrump
Trump’s looking at Britain the way a dad looks at the school that just sent an arsonist home with a warning.
Open Season
@OpenSeasonUK
about 11 hours ago
The most dangerous thing about British satire in 2026 is waiting five minutes and discovering it’s become a fucking documentary.
Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
about 14 hours ago
The United Kingdom jails people for posting memes on the internet but releases terrorists who try to bomb military bases on bail. Let that sink in...
Open Season
@OpenSeasonUK
about 13 hours ago
@VeitchAeternis
Give it time. Someone’s probably checking their X accounts for something serious enough to get them locked up.
Open Season
@OpenSeasonUK
about 13 hours ago
@chriscork89
Suspected of preparing a terrorist attack on an RAF base. Released on bail. What was the interview? “You boys planning anything?” “No.” “Sound, off you fuck.”
Open Season
@OpenSeasonUK
about 13 hours ago
@bennyjohnson
“Don’t speculate” has become Britain’s version of putting a sheet over a dead body and insisting it might be having a nap.
Open Season
@OpenSeasonUK
about 13 hours ago
@ferrarinewstr
Horner turned an energy drink into an F1 dynasty. Ferrari have spent years turning an F1 dynasty into a clothing brand.
Open Season
@OpenSeasonUK
1 day ago
When Putin starts sounding like the bloke asking everyone else to calm the fuck down, something has gone spectacularly wrong.
Russia X 🇷🇺
@Rusia_HD
1 day ago
🚨 JUST IN: 🇷🇺 🇺🇸 Russian President Putin says "America is pushing the world into global conflict."
Rusia_HD's tweet video.
Open Season
@OpenSeasonUK
1 day ago
@Megatron_ron
Fuel shortage plan: buy less petrol, drive at 50. Presumably Stage Two is turning the country off and back on again.
Open Season
@OpenSeasonUK
1 day ago
@JamesMelville
Emergency Alert! Apocalypse confirmed. Your tax return is still due.
Open Season
@OpenSeasonUK
1 day ago
@BasilTheGreat
From “stop the boats” to “please use the designated entrance.”
Open Season
@OpenSeasonUK
1 day ago
@BasilTheGreat
“Department for Hope” sounds less like government and more like a number you ring after government’s finished with you.
Open Season
@OpenSeasonUK
1 day ago
@VeitchAeternis
Apparently the first line of British defence is now whichever neighbour happens to be looking out the fucking window.
Open Season
@OpenSeasonUK
2 days ago
@Manc2oulja
@TheBritLad
We were talking politics. Your sexual history wasn’t on the agenda.
Open Season
@OpenSeasonUK
2 days ago
@patriots777888
Changing the puppet doesn’t change the ventriloquist.
Open Season
@OpenSeasonUK
2 days ago
@ferrarinewstr
Horner hasn’t even got the job and Fred already sounds like he’s clearing his fucking desk.
Open Season
@OpenSeasonUK
2 days ago
@ArtSaSch
@McLarenF1
@LewisHamilton
Seven world titles, but the hardest thing Hamilton ever tried to drive was Ferrari’s ego.
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