Open Season

Dry British satire.
Nobody is entirely safe.

[Open Season @OpenSeasonUK]

@DavidRober78170 @Milajoy Mate, half the time we’re just America’s unpaid beta test.

[Chris Wickland @revwickland]

@insiderlauren This is the beginning of the end

[Open Season @OpenSeasonUK]

@PolitlcsUK Even Trump’s asking what the fuck Britain is doing.

We’re no longer an ally. We’re a security risk.

[Open Season @OpenSeasonUK]

@matthewdmarsden @realDonaldTrump Trump’s looking at Britain the way a dad looks at the school that just sent an arsonist home with a warning.

[Open Season @OpenSeasonUK]

The most dangerous thing about British satire in 2026 is waiting five minutes and discovering it’s become a fucking documentary.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

The United Kingdom jails people for posting memes on the internet but releases terrorists who try to bomb military bases on bail.

Let that sink in...

[Open Season @OpenSeasonUK]

@VeitchAeternis Give it time. Someone’s probably checking their X accounts for something serious enough to get them locked up.

[Open Season @OpenSeasonUK]

@chriscork89 Suspected of preparing a terrorist attack on an RAF base. Released on bail.

What was the interview? “You boys planning anything?” “No.” “Sound, off you fuck.”

[Open Season @OpenSeasonUK]

@bennyjohnson “Don’t speculate” has become Britain’s version of putting a sheet over a dead body and insisting it might be having a nap.

[Open Season @OpenSeasonUK]

@ferrarinewstr Horner turned an energy drink into an F1 dynasty.

Ferrari have spent years turning an F1 dynasty into a clothing brand.

[Open Season @OpenSeasonUK]

When Putin starts sounding like the bloke asking everyone else to calm the fuck down, something has gone spectacularly wrong.

[Russia X 🇷🇺 @Rusia_HD]

🚨 JUST IN: 🇷🇺 🇺🇸 Russian President Putin says "America is pushing the world into global conflict."

[Open Season @OpenSeasonUK]

@Megatron_ron Fuel shortage plan: buy less petrol, drive at 50.

Presumably Stage Two is turning the country off and back on again.

[Open Season @OpenSeasonUK]

@JamesMelville Emergency Alert!

Apocalypse confirmed.

Your tax return is still due.

[Open Season @OpenSeasonUK]

@BasilTheGreat From “stop the boats” to “please use the designated entrance.”

[Open Season @OpenSeasonUK]

@BasilTheGreat “Department for Hope” sounds less like government and more like a number you ring after government’s finished with you.

[Open Season @OpenSeasonUK]

@VeitchAeternis Apparently the first line of British defence is now whichever neighbour happens to be looking out the fucking window.

[Open Season @OpenSeasonUK]

@Manc2oulja @TheBritLad We were talking politics.

Your sexual history wasn’t on the agenda.

[Open Season @OpenSeasonUK]

@patriots777888 Changing the puppet doesn’t change the ventriloquist.

[Open Season @OpenSeasonUK]

@ferrarinewstr Horner hasn’t even got the job and Fred already sounds like he’s clearing his fucking desk.

[Open Season @OpenSeasonUK]

@ArtSaSch @McLarenF1 @LewisHamilton Seven world titles, but the hardest thing Hamilton ever tried to drive was Ferrari’s ego.