Dr. Fly

I swim butterfly for long distances. Got out of the water to get my PhD in chemical biology. I like my temps cold and my snacks salty.

[Dr. Fly @openwaterfly]

@socialistdogmom https://t.co/CoWBeFb49Q

This is my go-to. It's vegan, it's gluten-free, it's tasty af. Sometimes we put tuna in it, so if you're not counting fish as meat, that's another good source of protein.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: Workers at Harvard have announced their intent to form a union of 6,000 non-tenure-track faculty and researchers with @HAWorkers. Harvard has a $53 billion endowment, and these workers are pushing for better pay, benefits, and working conditions.

[Dr. Fly @openwaterfly]

@maluithil @rhysiedarby I was just going to ask why a quail from my home would be all the way over there! Hopefully we get some kiwis soon.

[Dr. Fly @openwaterfly]

@cayswann @abbysyarns This executive from a fabric softener company once said millennials weren’t buying fabric softener because we didn’t know what it was for. The name is literally descriptive. We just don’t waste money on stuff that isn’t essential because we’re poor.

[Dr. Fly @openwaterfly]

@NeolithicSheep May I interest you in this Misha?

[Dr. Fly @openwaterfly]

I'd be interested to know how long the debate on this took, vs. the debate on whether to allow swim caps that actually accommodate Black women's hair and that don't provide any systematic advantages.

[SwimSwam @swimswamnews]

FINA To Allow Wearable Technology in Races Starting Jan 1st 2023 https://t.co/kzikOqkppV

[Dr. Fly @openwaterfly]

@scribblingfox I'm giving @suunto the side eye right now.

No, the answer is no.

[Dr. Fly @openwaterfly]

@cayswann My partner was in isolation in our bedroom for 2.5 weeks from covid round 1 and then covid rebound. It was the worst 2.5 weeks possible. But now it's over, and I didn't get covid. I hope your sweetie recovers soon and that you don't get covid. <3

[Dr. Fly @openwaterfly]

@KreiseH If one were to wish to purchase a print, how would one do so?

[Dr. Fly @openwaterfly]

@blackforager Ok but which one is Mustard and which one is Push-Pop? 🥹🥹

[Dr. Fly @openwaterfly]

Did I just email our HR person to thank her for the offer of reimbursements for vaccines as positive reinforcement for this behavior? Yes. Yes I did.

[Dr. Fly @openwaterfly]

@maluithil 14/10 would wear that pin everywhere.

[Dr. Fly @openwaterfly]

The gas station attendant called me sir, ma’am, and miss, all within 30 seconds. He got every one wrong.

It’s DOCTOR.

[Dr. Fly @openwaterfly]

The second most wholesome thing about this photo is that there hasn’t been an accident from a truck exceeding the height limit under the bridge.

[Zach Hollopeter @ZacharyHollo]

Storrow Drive being wholesome AF

[Dr. Fly @openwaterfly]

I just witnessed my (man) neighbor trying to cut branches off a tree by hitting them with the flat edge of a saw.

[Dr. Fly @openwaterfly]

@SayPodAndDie @latterature_ The real lesson was the E. coli we contracted along the way.

[Dr. Fly @openwaterfly]

@scribblingfox I’m even madder now about the plague mail.

[Dr. Fly @openwaterfly]

I lied. THIS is the best use of this meme.