Elmer Martinez 🪬

Average looks. Average height. Average pecker.

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

be honest with me bro do i float your boat

[dom @DomEditor_]

sensação de ficar com sono antes das 22h em um final de semana

[amane @beatukes]

ur pubes ever grow so long they get sore

[Classic Plus Enjoyer @EsfandTV]

If SA blows this I'm gonna shove a remote up my ass like that kid who's mom cancelled his WoW account

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days.

[wetto @SuicideChrist]

anxious as i’ve ever been holyyyyyyy shit

i used to pay $$$$ to be tweaked out like this

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

“vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick”

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

why do ads never buffer but the actual video does?

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

damn so he just chill in the house all day digging in his butt?

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

This is awesome until you turn 22 and the neuron that makes weed scary gets activated

[Sheep 🦴🐑 Sans’ enby wife @SheepDepr_ved]

Accidentally just closed one of those important tabs that had been open on my phone for several years

[💯NattyL0ngLegz🇭🇹💯 @BavBoyKaj]

When yall see me wearing my jeanie with my jorts mind ya business.

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Parents really ate with that “one day you’ll understand” thing cause one day arrived fr