Dr Emmy

college football, GMOs, white monster

[Dr Emmy @opossummami]

@NickMDraco @raqisright

[Dr Emmy @opossummami]

Thisamotionpartyyoucannotgetin

[Dr Emmy @opossummami]

Still hot btw

[turd @goonageddon]

my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online

[ro ⭐️ @thiinwrists]

hey sorry i didn’t respond for 3 days i was like really fucking fat

[Dr Emmy @opossummami]

The hardees all star box did more for me than a biggie bag ever did

[larrikin @HELLLLHOOOOLE]

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

[Dr Emmy @opossummami]

This is what it’s all about

[Dr Emmy @opossummami]

Texting my friends on Monday like wyd this weekend

[Jhay @jhayusb]

omw to get the worm early asf

[𝐏𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐉𝐞𝐰𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 @PapaJewSports]

Can't believe the USA hockey team didn't debate Trump about Iran and tariffs never watching this sport ever again

[marzy ✨ @weirdnotwild]

If I text you this before a night out just know I’m about to be a problem

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Me at the open bar while they are exchanging their vows.

[Dr Emmy @opossummami]

“I wasn’t born in the right era”
Well I was. McDonald’s has an app and March madness exists

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

"This is all about our country. I love the USA. I love my teammates. I'm so proud to be an American today…. Just a ballsy, gutsy win...that's American hockey right there."

Jack Hughes after scoring the game winning goal

[Ocho Drinko @ochodrinko85]

Jack Hughes repeating how much he loves America and how proud he was to be an American after scoring the game winner while simultaneously missing 3 teeth was such a gorgeous display of patriotism

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

1980 Olympic Hockey - USA vs. USSR
“Miracle on Ice”. The moment that made a nation believe in miracles.

[ESPN @espn]

OH MAMA DON'T YOU CRY 🦅

USA HOCKEY IS GOLDEN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1980 🥇🇺🇸

[annabelle :3 @oomfabelle]

The term fat as a house has changed my life