I was taking a rideshare today and thought the driver said something to me but he was like “no no I was talking to Patricio” and then plopped Patricio down on the dashboard
i wish there was an maps app that adjusted your eta based on your speed. like if i went 15mph over the speed limit the whole way could i sleep in for 10 more minutes and still make it to work on time
why couldn’t i been born into one of the lab rats in the heroin rattopia? i want to sip my lil dope water n do enrichment activities w my friends in our enclosure