People of Earth, my name is Optimus Prime and I, along with my fellow Autobots, come from a planet called Cybertron. Due to peculiarities in your American Constitution it seems I am eligible to run in your presidential elections. And so I am asking for your vote in 2020.
Hey!!! @DOGE@elonmusk can you hired @heelvsbabyface to be face the face USA's Erasure of "DEI, ESG, & WOKEness"? Yeah, he's British but he really hates FOOKING PRONOUNS! also can I be the Minister of "Moe Culture" for Japan???
@ABC And all they had to do was redefine the word “child” to include 19 year old gang members and include suicides and lump dead and wounded into one number. Not at all suspicious. No agenda here.
@FirstAvenue I’m sure this will end well for your venue.
If there’s one thing we’ve learned from observing the behavior of far Left extremists; if you give in to their lunatic demands, they’ll respect you for bending to their will and move on…
@AspyrMedia I mentioned already that I want to see Shadows of the Empire more than anything, but I just had another thought. Obviously, you guys work with LucasArts. So, maybe you could do a non SW game? Such as Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine??
It’s so expensive on eBay.
@AspyrMedia You guys continue to kill it with the Star Wars ports!
(I’ve gotten over the Jedi Outcast aiming issue; I get it, it was designed for a keyboard and mouse).
But we’re running out of SW games; my beloved Shadows of the Empire is perfect for a Switch port!
Let’s make it happen!
@DavidStMartinMA@MassStatePolice That’s what you took away from this?
I guess if you pat someone on the back for pulling a puppy out of a burning building it negates the original decent act??
It must be a real party living in that head of yours.
@TheQuartering In an unrelated story, Bay Area residents have begun lowering their pants/lifting their skirts, bending over, and presenting, so would-be chainsaw-wielding rapists won’t tear their garments.
@W3ST_IS_B3ST@TheQuartering It’s safer to remake stuff they own. If you make a new vampire movie, for example, you have to fend off a dozen frivolous lawsuits that all claim to have had the super original idea of making vampirism a virus instead of a curse and so forth. The copyright system is broken.
@TheQuartering Maybe he just likes having his kids close to his parents. Lots of people have unconventional situations these days. We’re the lost generation. For example, I got ulcerative colitis, osteoporosis from prednisone, broke my back, etc. I had to move in with my brother. Sick own dude!
@TheQuartering He should just shut the fuck up and stop talking about you; but there’s a difference between general name calling (loser, shithead, cuck, etc) and getting super personal. And if you are going to fight dirty, don’t allude to shit without explaining. Vague innuendo is bitchmade.