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[@optimus_crying @optimus_crying]

@Safaricom_Care ,@SafaricomPLC y'all are frauds haha, 120 mins gone in barely 20 mins

[Hillary @Man_A_Lion]

@xysist Unrelated: a woman is like a road, a man is a traveller, the traveller may get tired but the road never ends.

[SirJester @JesterSirr]

There's a particular cruelty in creating problems that don't exist and then resenting people for not solving them. If you choose to wake at 5am, that's on you. Their sleep isn't disrespect. Don't use your sacrifice as a stick to beat them with. You're a grown adult. COMMUNICATE!

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Only those who make you can destroy you or if you are selling them something that they must buy or you go hungry. Striving to be in everyone’s good book only makes you a willing prisoner.
The desire to be liked is the last illusion; give it up and you will be free forever.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

The society has all kinds of people and nothing goes for nothing. There are human traffickers, serial killers, thieves, psychos, organ harvesters, ritualists, and even physical abusers. They are part of every society and like every other fisherman, they are willing to offer 'free' food to fish. I am sure you know why fishermen offer fish free food attached to hooks.
There is always a price to pay, and it gets higher if you are addicted to a profligate lifestyle on the fast lane, which you can hardly afford on your own. You cannot reason with such hoodlums and start asking "does that justify killing"? Of course, locking your gate and door is your responsibility and it's a necessary precaution. If you leave them open and a thief steals, you cannot go about beating your chest and asking infantile and puerile questions such as "does that justify staling?". The world will never run short of such misfits and it's your responsibility to bark up the right tree.
Tell a friend to tell a friend to do proper due diligence. This world is magalagala. If you find time, read the story of Elizabeth Koki who was killed in January 2021 by her fiance Christian Baledi Kadima. Had the victim done proper due diligence, she'd be alive today, but she was blinded by muscles, silly infatuation and the loud biological clock. Pause and take some time to do a background check, the world is not rushing anywhere. Lastly, choose one - either increase your sacrifice or reduce your desire; it's that simple!

[Laron Lee Olds @OldsLaron]

Ain’t even gotta say “move that hand” ✅

[Gift Chisiiwa @Chisiiwagift]

She texted, “Hello, handsome.”

I replied with my EcoCash number, let the compliments come with substance. No room for empty words; this level of fine doesn’t maintain itself.

I’m just a boy in my soft boy era 😌

[Matt Convard @MattConvard]

There’s a point where the number of girls you have around you makes you go from looking like a player to looking gay

[Mwangî @archiemwas]

Ukiwa ndani you’ll accept any form of help, especially kaa wewe ni stude na hutaki wazae wajue. Niliwai pigia ex mwenye alinidungaga na kisu nikiwa ndani in return she wanted me to forgive her and I did. We got back together na akanidunga tena. Kulala kwa floor baridi si mchezo.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Only a foolish man licks the plate when he is eating with others. One day you will get what you are looking for.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

The world will never have a shortage of beautiful women. But there will always be a shortage of strong, masculine and disciplined men. Value lies where there is scarcity.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

The kind of limelight and sympathy this woman gets despite being a cold-blooded murderer only reaffirms the notion that morals have aesthetic criteria - you become a hero for killing a cockroach but a villain for killing a butterfly.

[BrianO @BrianOpangao]

Hi Lilac, I do not know you well, but I really admire your courage to speak in the absence of knowledge. You might be the reason instructions have pictures ...

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

Ukikunywa zile Yoghurt mbaya za Nakuru during stopover ya matatu halafu ushikwe na mharo njiani uambie dere asimame kando ya msitu ndio utajua umuhimu wa Vest

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Nothing can kill the spirit of a man who has declared war on poverty.

[🇫🇷🇯🇵🇸🇳🇦🇷🇲🇽 @RealElvo]

Vijana wa STEM wanasema ukivaa dera shape inafaa iwe a proper fraction . Apa uko almost a whole fraction dia.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

The same wind that lifts a woman's dress is the one that blows dust into your eyes.

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Multiple times a day. I was shocked when I found out most women go one a week at most.

Which explains why they are full of shit.

[Mr White @DrWhiteW]

Happiness is not a fallacy. It exists. However, you can only experience it while working towards a goal. Once a goal is achieved, that is considered the climax, and your faculties go flaccid. In this respect, men need to keep having pursuits and goals and always working towards either at any given time so they can stay happy.

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Making 1M is a lot till you make 10M. 10M is action till you make 50M and 100 after that. It’s interesting to see even a trillionaire like Elon isn’t truly happy. Money will never be enough. Arrival fallacy is real. Learn to be happy with the little you have.