optimuspaul🤖

I know nothing, consciousness is an illusion, time was a mistake

[Darn Tough Vermont @DarnTough]

Yeah, therapy is great and all, but have you felt the inner peace after pairing up a big pile of socks without a straggler?

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@indextwo I love that song!

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@rleggos Minneapolis! Better than most for biking. Most neighborhoods are walkable. Tons of urban parks, most notably Theodore Wirth, powderhorn, nakomis, and many more. Lots of great places to eat and an amazing farmers market.

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@laurenboebert Why not Lauren Boebert for speaker?

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@elonmusk Who has ever gone to twitter for accurate information!?!

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Men, public toilets, sit the fuck down and flush for fucks sake!

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So do I need to add “parody account” to my account to be safe from being banned?

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Just a few of the many reasons I won’t buy a Tesla

[sidney 🐝 @thousandsidney]

@StephenKing Important to note he's really not a great guy.

https://t.co/IOXMCkKRxp

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@elonmusk Elon doesn’t realize he’s a garbage person

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@krisnova A good bash script, but I rarely see them, I certainly can’t write a good bash script… middling at best

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@nerdfilmmakers @thelittleidiot @elonmusk Why would oil companies advertise on twitter in the first place?

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@CultureCrave I didn’t even finish season 1

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@maggiewestrum Sounds interesting, I’ll have to check it out.

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@ThatEricAlper There are a lot of albums that represent inflection points in my life. This album changed my relationship with music that has shaped my life ever since. Arvo Part – Miserere – The Hilliard Ensemble

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@kurse23 @AngelaBelcamino Why is Alf in there?

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@BlackBernieBabe @JoJoFromJerz Yeah, I realized that after

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@BlackBernieBabe @JoJoFromJerz She didn’t say that. She was referring to young people in gangs and never mentioned race. I don’t think there are only black people in gangs, do you?

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@AngelaSterritt That’s absurd. If they don’t offer an alternative then wight perhaps?

[🥀_ Imposter_🖕 @Imposter_Edits]

Here is a clip of Lizzo playing a 200-year-old flute in the library of congress. A beautiful performance from a well-trained musician. The outrage from certain people is just a symptom of their ideology.

(Every time you share this it makes a right-wing talking head cry.)

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What the family ⁦⁦@tomhanks⁩!?!? The Man with One Red Shoe is one of the greatest films of the 20th century!! https://t.co/PcypCkh5ZP