Lawrie ✨

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[Lawrie ✨ @indextwo]

I’ve launched another escape room adventure game! Play online, or grab a game as a last minute gift 🎁

Here’s here’s Archie to tell you all about it 👀 https://t.co/pb7wcY5n0W

[Lawrie ✨ @indextwo]

@TheTiniestMeep Just searched for you but I think we’ve been following each other since last year 🙃

[Lawrie ✨ @indextwo]

Found it!

[Lawrie ✨ @indextwo]

Hey does anyone remember when British Telecom tried to claim that they owned the concept of ‘links’ and that everyone who used a link in a web page should have to pay them money? #webdev

[Lawrie ✨ @indextwo]

@jeffseverson Had to log in to a former client’s site to check something out. When I built it, it had 12 plugins (including 4 completely custom ones).

He currently has 78 plugins installed 💀

[Lawrie ✨ @indextwo]

I’m on the flutterby site with the same username, so feel free to say hello. I can’t find a way to migrate followers and no one will see this soooo 🫠

[Lawrie ✨ @indextwo]

since WHEN?! Literally the only ads I’m *constantly* spammed with on here are gambling sites.

[Lawrie ✨ @indextwo]

Oh, hey, so it’s been exactly 30 years to the day since I last had an alcoholic drink. 17th of November 1994. I was 16. It was a bottle of Heineken, I think? I didn’t finish it.

[Lawrie ✨ @indextwo]

@budgetcomplain @Kathy_Darling Go take a flying fukkake at a rolling donut, scammers.

[Lawrie ✨ @indextwo]

@dogmomasf Absolutely. I’ve got zero love for Tyson, but I honestly hope he puts Jake Paul into the ground in 14 seconds flat.

[Lawrie ✨ @indextwo]

Jake Paul isn’t just a mouldy sponge soaked with garbage water and coffee grinds; he’s also a racist pos. Check what he does after he gets slapped 👀

Cannot WAIT for Tyson to spin his head so hard he turns into an owl right before his spine twists off.

[Poetik Flakko @Poetikflakko]

Mike Tyson Slaps Jake Paul During Their Final Face Off, Before Their Fight This Friday.😭

[Autumn 🍁🍉✨ @mizzoumalek23]

2024 if only black people could vote

Kamala wins every state with insane margins. Her worst performing state would be Montana, where she still carries by 34.8%

[Lawrie ✨ @indextwo]

@Joe_Brennan_ @SamiiDarko 👀

[Lawrie ✨ @indextwo]

The fact that LinkedIn’s ‘verification’ field is a number type input with a ‘step’ of 1 is… 🥴

[Lawrie ✨ @indextwo]

@TaelurAlexis @shenetworks The second she started talking about satellites ‘operating on ipv4 & ipv6’ I was all 🤨

[Lawrie ✨ @indextwo]

The fact that so many red-hat goose-steppers justify their vote with ‘no one is taking away your rights! It’s just being left up to the states!’ and Trump is now saying that he wants to make trans people illegal at a federal level on day one 🥴

[jeff @_taxiicab]

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[Lawrie ✨ @indextwo]

@jamesjonesesq @MadamUfuomaa lmao no they would not. Be serious.

[Lawrie ✨ @indextwo]

Anybody know any good boys who want some LEAF? 🍂 🐶 I’ve got a billion.

[Lawrie ✨ @indextwo]

@dogmomasf And then add the cost of that investment to the product. And the wages, which will be higher, because the cost of living is higher. Isolationism works just as long as people don’t mind - and can afford - everything being 150% more.