chelsea ellen

workholic dog mom restaurant person with a niche lamp collection

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Hey, @TimJDillon, would love to have you for dinner at Milton's Italian Trattoria when you're in Houston in January.

https://t.co/ZOmwcwzJgV

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how do i get to niche lamp collectors twitter?

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Day 1 of asking @joerogan to visit the Italian restaurant Milton's in Houston.

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

FIX THE GRID, HEB

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@GregAbbott_TX Oh go fuck yourself

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@Wilfreyy Mostly invasives, but I feel like I could fix him

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I'm back on Twitter and ready to fight absolutely everyone.

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How many times will the telephone pole in my backyard explode and catch fire before @CenterPoint decides it needs replacing?

Third times a charm, I hope 🤞

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@laraj66 I love these goofy tree chickens

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@synthahol Me, too.

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@synthahol :(

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@kickinkombucha @EricaGrieder @CochinitaCo Agreed! Love that they are both in my neighborhood 🥰

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Keep honking I am listening to Jazmine Sullivan’s Heaux Tales

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@crocken

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Catalina is the best coffee shop but suffers from the worst Sunday vibes

[WikiVictorian @wikivictorian]

Life Magazine, April 1910.

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@prairiesnstuff 🥰🥰