lenjamin mcbuttons

quote unquote writer, carbohydrate devotee, taurus stellium (a haiku)

[hope @LAlNLAlN]

my husband and I met on the FoppishLad forums, where I was immediately taken by his wet, pleading eyes and his feeble wrists

[salarywoman @RIP_trevormoore]

I wish I had done more stimulants in college. The newspaper could have been so much better

[lenjamin mcbuttons @opusbagel]

@neutralcowboy How did you achieve this. I have been trying to stretch more all year but have not made progress on the touching toes front

[T E E ! 🐻 @sonotsoul]

Ppl will make an imessage sticker out of yo ass if u not looking

[Ben Noll @BenNollWeather]

Here's what the peak of this year's El Niño will look like next to the six strongest events on record that came before it.

It's in a league of its own, beyond even the “super El Niño” category.

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

This is why I find the discourse how AI might start killing us a bit puzzling. AI is already being used to kill people on a mass scale -- that's a problem that deserves the immediate response beyond any hypothetical threat

[Criminal Penguin @Crime_Penguin]

OpenAI and Anthropic’s models are so magical and mystical and dangerous, they can do anything! They may even destroy the world! The only thing they can’t do, funny enough, is generate positive cash flow. And that’s where the US Taxpayer comes in!

[trip hop tracy chapman @surrealsermons]

woke is yet to arrive

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

The shell cannot protect you from the salt. Old snail proverb. Mucus, we love mucus. Contemporary snail proverb

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

I know some of you find me insufferable
sorry about that

[SB @spookyxxboobs]

i’ve seen enough summer.. release the bats

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

it be your own organs

[lenjamin mcbuttons @opusbagel]

my friends when they truly love me

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

I like when Snoopy sticks out his tongue and is rude and a bad sport and unfriendly

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

I met Dr Pepper. THEY'RE a podiatrist.

[mdlpa 🌺 @mellemusic]

ICE fucking shot and killed a man in Houston today. It barely made the news cycle

[SARA 𓂆 @ZaqoutMe]

DURING THE EGYPT VS. ARGENTINA MATCH,
ISRAEL KILLED THE HEAD OF THE EGYPTIAN COMMITTEE IN GAZA.

[lala @poetapasolini]

;(

[GUMSHIT. @GUMSHIT2]

you’re listening to post punk, i’m listening to post gregorian chants. we are not the same.

[👍 @CLINT419]

this is the most heart i’ve ever seen a team play with this shit is beautiful