midnight 💤 Oracle 👹📿

[king Berry karter, MBA @kingberrykarter]

You told your husband you were coming to my place to see baby after church.

Husband did half day at work, instead of full day, by 3:30 he decided to come down straight to my house thinking he’ll meet you here.

He’s here, but you’re not…he called to ask where u are, and you said clearly, you’re in my house, you even said my baby is really cute, that you’ll call him back…💔💔💔💔💔

I hate that all of these happened in front of me I don’t even know how to react…when she told the blatant lie, man looked at me in disbelief, you could see the shattered look on his face.

He’s gone home now, but before leaving, he transferred 450pounds to my wife for “baby” I don’t even know if he meant to give that amount or he gave out the money in shock.

I’m broken on his behalf for real 💔💔💔

[Black_Melanin🥰 @itz_taser]

If I’m getting married to a man, and different women started posting different chats of him with them, with evidence that he slept with them, I am not leaving him. Except if I don’t love him.

I should leave him, so you can come and marry him? As long as he didn’t rape you or use force on you, nothing concern me.

I’m not the one that asked you to go and open your legs for my boyfriend.

[folowosele adeboye @boye4christ2006]

My friend japa’d to the UK 🇬🇧 two years ago, and his elder sister didn’t allow him to stay with her and her husband, even for just one day.

He had to pay for an Airbnb until he found his feet.

His elder sister has been living in the UK since 2008. She told him, “My husband and I have decided that we’re not entertaining guests in our house for now.”

When he told me what happened, I wasn’t happy about it at all.

Is that right at all?

[OTUNBA @ManLikeIcey]

I know a Nigerian artiste who doesn’t club, he’s often indoors, he’s not extravagant with spending, he’s happily married with Children, when he dropped a smash hit record in 2022, his booking fee that period was around N200-N400M, he was heavily booked that period.

He’s very wealthy lowkey but many people don’t know, he’s into real estate and he’s a Don in the industry now.

[Eric Gugua @eric_gugua]

Somebody please help me.

What does it mean when you’re in traffic and one of dem boyz who try to clean windshields for money, takes a photo of your car from the front - and then from the back!!!

What potential dangers could this pose?
I’m really concerned☹️

[Yhettyqueen ❤️ @Its_Yhettyqueen]

Guys, I’m currently inside traffic and I just witnessed something that I honestly don’t know how to process. 😭😭

A man inside our bus just saw his wife in another car beside us.
And guess what?

She was with another man. 😭

The moment he saw her, this man just shouted her name and started making a scene.

Apparently, he knows the man she was with and said he has been hearing rumours for a while that his wife has been cheating on him with this same man.
Imagine hearing rumours about your wife and then one random Lagos traffic brings the evidence right beside your bus. 😭
The wife apparently noticed him too and you could see the panic from inside the car.
This man was MADDD.

He kept saying he knew this man and had been hearing things about the two of them.
Meanwhile, traffic has refused to move, so everybody is now trapped here watching somebody else’s marriage scatter in real time. 😭

Nobody in this bus is looking at their phone again.
We have found our entertainment for the evening. 😂

[Temitope @Bellebliss44]

My mum came for omugwo when I had Baby girl. One morning…

Mum : Are you guys quarreling?

Me : why did you ask?

Mum : you have not spoken to each other since you came out of your bedroom.

Husband, who was all set for work,walked to me with hair brush in hand. I collected it and brushed his hair.

Mum : ah! Ok o!

Me : 😂😂😂

What she doesn’t know is that,even if we were quarreling,he will still bring brush to me and I will still collect and brush the hair 😊

[Kemi🤎 @TheLowkeyMummy]

A woman said she has been feeling guilty although she knew she did the right thing for herself.

Her husband's siblings were planning to celebrate their mother's 60th birthday and each child already contributed 2Million each.

One of his sister's also said, the daughter in-laws have to contribute 500k each to support the party.

She told them that she was not capable of contributing that amount.
She'll try and support with what she has.
And she said if she's not contributing 500k she shouldn't contribute anything at all.

When her mother in-law heard about it, she reached out to her not to bother herself because she knew that she has been trying to open her store for 3 months now.

A day before the party, she got her mother inlaw a gift work 150k and she really appreciated it.

The morning of the party, she realised that everyone had a uniform and she and her kids were not involved, they gave each family member a VIP card including her husband and she didn't get any.

She looked at her husbad, he was trying to explain.
She took the kids and went back home.

[Muna @Munalozy]

I did a 10k sub for my niece directly to her line last night. I woke up to lots of missed calls from her, called her back, and she started crying, saying I should have sent the money to her Opay so she could do the sub herself. She has been lamenting ever since. 😭

[Shola 👑 @itsSh0la]

About the guy who scammed me 180M, I came to court this morning, met his mom, met his wife too.

The mom said I should pardon him, that she doesn’t want to lose the only child she depends on.

She said I shouldn’t allow him do jail.

He’s been unable to meet his bail conditions, but she said I should pardon him and withdraw the case so we can settle it out of court knowing that her son has spent all the money and he has nothing on him at the moment.

This woman made me angry all over again.

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

My classmate and his brothers built a duplex for their mother. Now, their father wants to divorce their mother.

They returned from the UK last month for their mother’s 65th birthday. After the celebration, they handed her the house keys and full documentation, all in her name.

Their father got angry.

“Daddy, show us one receipt for our school fees you ever paid,” they said.

He replied, “Your mother is richer than me, so I allowed her to pay. She always paid before I could raise money.”

“But you were paying school fees for other women’s children.”

He kept quiet, then snapped, “Change the documents to my name or I’ll divorce her.”

My classmate and his brothers replied, “Divorce her.”

[the_ceo @the_ceo99]

Calling a man a waste of time because he can’t fund you is insane. If money is the only thing making him worth dating, you’re not looking for a partner. You’re shopping.

[Machiavelli Bot @UnmodernmanBot]

The fastest way to detect manipulation is to watch for people who push urgency without giving you time to think, so build a rule where you never agree to important decisions in the same moment they are presented, because time pressure is often used to bypass your judgment.

[Ustey @manus0024]

I know a guy that caught his girlfriend cheating. Forgave her and then decided to move in with her. He told me that his motive was to keep her from cheating. To make sure his plan was working, he told her he was going to get some groceries. Took his keys and drove out. Then he...

[AMICABLU @Gbalode_]

There was a time I won ₦3 million, and I told my friend I wanted to use the whole money to stake on a live bet. I placed the bet and showed him the game. He collected my phone, cashed out ₦2.9 million, and kept my phone with him.
After a few minutes, I asked for my phone, but he was reluctant to give it back. I eventually dragged it from his hand and discovered that he had already cashed out the bet, making me lose almost ₦50k.
I was so angry. While we were arguing, the team I had bet on scored, and I showed him the goal. He kept telling me not to be angry. VAR checked it, the goal was cancelled, and to cut the long story short, the game didn’t boom. 😂
bet is unpredictable

[Nanyo 💋🖤 @Nanyo_sae]

Him: Do a 360 for the camera.

Me: Stands up to give front, right profile and left profile. That’s 270.

Him: What happened to the back profile?

Me: No content there. VAR has reviewed it.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

My sister should go and thank Blord that i saw this video. E get the kind heavy billing wey she tear me yesterday and i told her that i don’t have that kind of money cos e never tey wey i send am money. This video has changed my mind.🙂‍↔️

[midnight 💤 Oracle 👹📿 @oracle_official]

@SirAlexanderrr Interested

[THUG✝️ @thugnightx]

Gas billing VN 🌴

[🐍 @Kentrell201]

You pack iOS full hand , update wey dey ground this period you go need Android oo 😂